mrs. d.bella...what's this, whats's THIS!

i'm a simple girl just trying to be happy.
you wouldn't know it by looking at me, but i love to dance! gay clubs, hip-hop clubs, goth clubs, latin clubs...whatever, i'm down to shake my booty!
i'm an angry person. i don't carry hate, just alot of anger. i think hate is a wasteful emotion, but anger is fuel. it keeps me going.
i'm super uber opinionated and if you ask me how i feel about something i'll tell you...so don't get mad. i guess i'm pretty stubborn too...but VERY open minded.
i don't like things because my friends do. if i don't like something, i don't like something. i believe in trying things before i make a final decision about them...and thats how i came to like oysters so much. snails are pretty friggin good too.
i believe that religion is the root of all war...and that money is the root of all evil...but the world absolutely needs both.
i can be very jealous. usually, i get over it once i finally realize i have nothing to be jealous of...usually.
WWII is fascinating to me. my grandfather served in the war, that's probably why. i love hearing his stories.
i believe everyone has the right to choose, woman or man. let homosexuals get married and let women have abortions, and for fuck's sake let me talk on my phone while driving.
i'm not afraid to stand up for people. i think thats why i want to get into HR as a career. i love helping people and hearing them out and weeding out the garbage.
vegetarians who wear leather and suede are some of my favorite people. thank you for letting me laugh at your stupidity.
asian food is my favorite. japanese and thai are the top 2...followed by burritos...yeah i know they're mexican.
i hate talking about politics, but i love listening to political talk. i've always loved D.C. because of all of the passion in that city. the marches the rallies...and now N.J. is rising up too. fight the power kids.
i love food. i like to eat and drink things that are pink or blue, even purple or green.
i'm not racist. i have no problem with cultures and colors other than my own. i just don't like humans as a whole. call me cynical...please.
everytime i've been in massachusettes, i've almost gotten into a fight because i'm from new jersey. that's SO not wicked awesome. you have a funny accent. go yankees.
i'm sith...but i fucking love yoda. i also crush hard on boba fett...and ya know what, obi wan is a badass.
i'm very much an out of sight out of mind person. i dunno if thats a good or a bad thing.
i don't do well without closure. if i have no closure in a relationship i never let it go. i'll always randomly think about what it would feel like to have that one last conversation.
my mother is from poland and my biological father is from sicily. i'm a first generation american. i am the least hairy italian and a smart polack. yup. tearin' down all of those stereotypes.
pigs are my favorite animals...to eat. i will never go veggie. i'm a true carnivore and will probably eat any sort of dead, well prepared, once breathing animal regardless of how they were kept alive or killed. yum.
i snort when i laugh. i laugh alot.
you kids and your stupid labels...fucking scene ass straight-edge kids piss me the fuck off! 80% of you are worse than fucking christians preaching the holy motherfucking word...and you have the NERVE to bitch about them!!! shut the fuck up! you people are the fucking worst. you're gonna "break edge" anyway. maybe if you had a drink and got laid you wouldn't suck so much.
ah yes...this reminds me. i hate when people preach to me. the best part is, is that most people who have pissed me off talking about religion are athiests. sorry to say, but i personally find most of your views to be very close-minded...that goes for you "edge" kids too. open up your minds.
survival of the fittest. i believe in evolution and in darwin.
i don't believe in "god". i believe in science...but i do believe in "something else". what that is i don't know, but until science can prove to me that there is nothing else...i will continue to believe in that something else. everyone needs something to believe in. there is nothing wrong with that, whatever it is that you choose to put your faith in.
in my next life, i'd like to be a cupcake...because they rule. you got a problem with that?
i thought i hated broadway shows....until i went to some. they are quite fabulous really.
i like toys. vinyl ones, plush ones, fun ones. toy tokyo has the bestest toys for my liking.
i can't stand folks who have catch phrases and who use big words to sound smart....nobody likes you for that. in fact you probably come off as an arrogant prick and scare people off.
i like cartoons. actually, i love cartoons. they make me happy and keep me young. i will never not love cartoons.
if people have to be either a DC or Marvel people, i guess i'd go with Dark Horse. i freaking love wonder woman and batman though.
i'm honest and i stand up for what i believe in. sometimes it gets me in trouble, but at least i live with no regret. i can't stand liars and backstabbers. i don't know how they live with themselves.
i love getting tattoed, but only when it feels right. thats why i hate these kids that are fully sleeved by the age of 19. first of all where'd you get the money? second, what do they mean to you? probably not much i'll bet...i guess you just really needed that koi fish/lotus flower/nautical star or whatever it is that you have to go with your tight jeans and possibly popped collar. tattoos should be thoughtful AND cool...not just because.
i like smoking menthol lights and drinking on the occasion (riesling is mmm mmm good). i partied harder than alot of you people...but my party days are well behind me, but i still know how to have a good time ;)
i like going to shows. i don't like people getting killed at them. ridiculous. unless it's the scene kids getting killed, cause then thats ok with me. any of the tight pants wearing, fashion core, drawn on eyebrows, bettie page wanna be scene kids please. we can make them disappear if we all work hard together.
i love shopping. i have too many shoes but never the ones that i really need. i'm a girl. what?
i'm a fan of dark chocolate and purple koolaid. baci's are my favorte candy. also, reese's brand candies as a whole.
i like having a few good friends vs. a ton of friends. i don't need to have super ragin' plans every weekend. i like doing nothing sometimes....alot of the time.
i'd rather watch sports at a bar or at home with a bunch of people then alone...otherwise it bores me. actually, lets just go to a game instead. go yankees, go giants, go knicks, go rangers.
i have social anxiety, i get panic attacks. i take xanax for it. i'm weird. i often find it hard to go places by myself because of this. it's depressing.
halloween is my favorite holiday, because it's the only stress free and FUN holiday left.
i drive a stick. i love my car. sometimes i just look at it and think...wow, i love you. i am so lucky to have you...kinda like i do with my husband.
i hate pin-up models of today. i hate suicide girls and the likes of them. over 10 years ago i guess it was ok, but since any old skank got tattooed, pierced, dyed their hair and jumped onto that bandwagon, it's just stupid now. way to copy an era that most of these "models" will never live up to. these new school girls just don't have the grace or the class to pull it off.
if you are one of those "50's" people and are female, can you please do me a favor? shut your mouth's, get pregnant and barefoot and slave away in that kitchen...c'mon ladies. you can't just DRESS the part. LIVE it too! set yourelves back before we could vote! imagine not having your cool tattoos? ouch. get over it and get with the times! use your imagination and borrow from the era, don't just copy it.
i wear awesome shoes even if they hurt my feet. it's a shame i can't wear them more often.
i wish i was better at doing my hair. i think thats why i get haircuts that are a style rather then having to style my hair. i also don't believe in paying $200 for a color and cut.
i think it's fucked when people lie about their age. i think about plastic surgery sometimes...and if i'd get it. i think it's ok when you're an empty nester, raised your kids and now you want your young glow back. it's also ok if you really truly need it...like a birth defect, or broken nose or maybe you lost 200 pounds and you need that extra skin cut off. other than that, i think you should be well over 40 to go under the knife. i don't think i'd do it...even though i really wish i had bigger boobies and a smaller butt.
i'm always late. always. this will never change. so just letting you know...if we have plans, you have an extra 5-10 minutes to get ready.
i probably get changed at least 3 times before sticking with one outfit...and even then i'm probably still not happy with what i'm wearing.
i rarely wear makeup, if anything i do just mascara. when i do wear make-up it's MAC. i love all of their colors. i also don't understand the girls that draw on their eyebrows. why? it's so un-natural looking...and harsh. you look mean with those big black things.
i'm more of one of the guys than one of the girls, but i do have my girlie moments. i'll belch with the best of 'em, but i love my pedicures.
i love to sing loudly in my car. i'm just awful at it. awful. friends, we will never have a karaoke night. ever.
i love my huge prada sunglasses and hope they last forever. i'm usually not into brands like that, but they rule.
i enjoy the city. the brooklyn bridge is my fave. i'm not cool enough to hang out in williamsburg, and i have a strong dislike for pratt students. i wish for someone to prove me wrong, but they tend to be spoiled little rich kids. anyone i know who went there and is cool dropped the hell out of there.
i like leopard print and skulls on clothing, but only as accent pieces...except for that leopard dress i have!
my favorite fragrances are j.lo glo and elizabeth arden green tea. what i truly enjoy, is smelling like cake, vanilla and coconut. i think it's great to have people think of sweet delicious treats when they think of me.
my top and bottom are not in proportion so it's hard for me to find well fitting clothing. i like a-line dresses and skirts.
i don't drink milk. my stomach is fucked. i prefer almond milk to soy.
i'm usually wearing all black, but sometimes i do greens, purples,yellows and blues.
i prefer the night. rain depresses me and it smells bad. fresh cut grass smells delish.
i'm not a fan of cold weather, but i hate when it's hot.
i want to travel. i want to go to asia and back to europe mostly. it's another reason for me never to have children.
i have acid reflux and 2 ulcers which will inhibit my love of food, drinking and smoking...poop.
i think ex's are ex's for a reason, and to have a relationship with one after a break-up is fucked...for me anyway.
i have way too many candles. like WAY.