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I'm the JOEgernaut bitch!

Does anyone even read this???

About Me

Hey everyone. My name is Joe Showers and I juggle. I really like it and hope to someday graduate from college so I can pursue a career in juggling. Talk about the ultimate parents nightmare. Mom, dad, I'm joining the circus.
There's tons of stuff I wanna learn, like how to snowboard *glares at Kim and Kayleigh*, how to not over analyze, how to fix cars so I don't have to pay someone to do it and whatever other stuff comes to mind.
I don't drink or smoke or have sex. I'm not a loser, I'm straightedge. Personally, I've met a lot of people who support my decision. Some people though, just don't get the picture. Don't say you respect my decision to abstain, then tell me when I get curious and want to drink, to come to your house. That's not how I play, play-ah.
So if you're a juggling friend of mine, chances are I've added you, but if I don't know you, send me a little something something first so I can get an idea of who I'm adding. No MySpace webcam hoes either. They are strictly forbidden.

My Interests

JUGGLING , seriously, it controls my life.
Other than that...
paintball
hockey
Counter-Strike
D&D
sXe
really long boring conversations about trivial stuff
graveyards
mountian biking
gymnastics
being really really really rediculously good looking
the environment
and vegetarianism
and you

Me and Wes traveled to Pittsburgh and had a blast of a time. We made a video involving juggling, large objects and Elliot the Banjolele player. How amazing is this?

I'd like to meet:

Jugglers or anyone with an interesting talent that people might find useless. A lot of people say they wish they could do some things they see, but people rarely ever spend the time to learn those skills.
I only enjoy people who put their money where their mouth is.

Music:

Right now I like:
Alexisonfire
DJ Shadow
Cut Chemist
Kings of Convenience
Emery
RJD2
Sondre Lerche
Lyrics Born
Blackalicious
The Knife
Zebrahead
Atreyu
The Dismemberment Plan
and lots more. I'm open to new stuff, because my old stuff is getting... well... old.

Movies:

Office Space
Kung-Fu Hustle
Clerks II
V for Vendetta
9-1 Nordic Objects
Fight Club
Snatch
Momento
Boondock Saints
Donnie Darko
Dragon Ball Z movies
Army of Darkness
Evil Deads 1-2
Dumb and Dumber
Sin City
Wedding Crashers

Television:

South Park
Sealab 2021
Robot Chicken
Drawn Together

Books:

Andromeda Strain
Terminal Man
Airframe
Jurassic Park
State of Fear
I Robot
Rendezvous with Rama
1984
Brave New World
Animal Farm
Dragonlance
DaVinci Code
Angels and Demons
Digital Fortress
The Dark Tower series

Heroes:

Peter Gibbons... the greatest mother fucker to ever walk the planet.img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e2/Off icespace.jpg/300px-Officespace.jpg"

My Blog

Juggling survey

juggling surveyhow long have you been juggling2  years and like 6 monthswhere do you juggleIn the gym dur... more specifically, any place with high ceilingswho is the hottest juggler of the oppos...
Posted by I'm the JOEgernaut bitch! on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:39:00 PST

Six weird habits and a tag.

I've been tagged, by Dave... w00t w00t.  It's called six weird habits and I'm not one to disapoint, even though I hate chain stuff.  Let's get this over with. NUMBER ONE-- I JUGGLE.  I...
Posted by I'm the JOEgernaut bitch! on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:55:00 PST

Want proof I'm shallow? Here you go! *Please don't think I'm shallow*

You're gonna think I'm retarded. Farts are hilarious. They are quite possibly the funniest thing to ever grace God's green earth. The best part is the sound. When you think about it, the sound a...
Posted by I'm the JOEgernaut bitch! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST