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About Me


Alexis --
[adjective]:
Like in nature to a train-riding gypsy
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)
Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex... that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?

My Interests

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My Blog

from eons ago

So i'm reposting this and editing it a little. i'm such a dork I'm totally a dork And because i'm such a dork, i'm going to complete the following using ONLY incubus songs :ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh: M...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:18:00 GMT

07.03.08

Well i'm feeling better today.  A little more optimistic.  I think i just need to go through the sadness instead of thinking about going through it or planning on how i'm going to go through...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:15:00 GMT

humor me

since i’m humoring the idea of getting cards read. here’s what was said. first card spread: it’s all about work and money. i’m going to be so great at work and be obsessive abo...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:59:00 GMT

not to mention

how the fuck does one say "i love you so much i'm willing to stop helping you" with out seeming negligent or like a freak..   maybe i'm the only one fighting for something and you aren't. if...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:00:00 GMT

Dealing

When relationship shit goes down me, being the anal retentive person that i am, realized that i deal with stuff in stages and then explosions. i.e. indifference, worry, hope, sadness, depression, anxi...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:22:00 GMT

manly men stuff

25 Skills Every Man Should Know: Your Ultimate DIY Guide By The Editors of Popular Mechanics 1. Patch a Radiator Hose Steam hissing from a ruptured radiator hose? Here's a relatively easy, t...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:56:00 GMT

i thought it was funny.

The cure for divorce ..> ..> Lose your fear of commitment with this formula for pain-free matrimony By: Tad Low, Illustrations by: Joseph Heidecker -->Article Body--> I'm 38 and have nev...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:31:00 GMT

i like TPM

TPM = The Philosophers Magazine. I subscrbe to it online and liked this article. Provocations: Mild or Wild? Michael LaBossiere Michael LaBossiere takes a provocative look at the issues of the day......
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:27:00 GMT

fyi

So i was hospitalized on sunday 9/23 at about 9pm for sever cramps and abdominal pain. they drew blood put me on an iv with antibiotics and morphine for pain [which is the shit. my mom said i mumbled ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:01:00 GMT

so i've hit my bi-annual life assesment meltdown

  ok i've always want to be an art major but everything takes work. Problem is sometimes you aren't paid for the amount of work you do so now i'm thinking of becoming an occupational therapist.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:40:00 GMT