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Megan of Pluto

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About Me


(Okay, so I'm just five of those nine things, but you get my point.)
Hello *insert name here*! A few facts about me...
My name is Megan.
I am the butt of everyone's jokes.
I suck at sports.
I am the most pickiest eater you will ever meet.
I can't roll my r's, whistle, or dive. It's upsetting.
I want a fainting goat. That way, everytime I make scary noises, I can watch it fall over!
I love reactions to my randomness.
I hate my neighbors.
I'm a bad Christian.
My mom is stubborn. My dad is impatient. I am both!
I can draw well. But most unfortunately, I can only draw animals well.
I think people who beat animals for no logical reason should go to hell.
I just now realized the last two lines rhymed. It is entirely coincidental.
I have a bipolar/schizophrenic black cat named Snape's Shadow. His name used to be Shadow, but Sarah started calling him Snape.
The Sword of Truth series pwns Harry Potter! Jagang can kick Voldy's ass anytime!
I can vote!
I can't sing or dance.
I have a naturally loud voice.
And I will fuck your shit up!
Now you know random fun facts about me. Lucky you!
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

As far as my interests go...
I Like...

♥ Animals
♥ Apple computers

♥ Being lazy
♥ Candy

♥ Comcast Commercials
♥ Goats

♥ God

♥ Jamba Juice
♥ Making stupid icons
♥ Making people laugh
♥ My friends and family
♥ Randomness

♥ Ranting
♥ Sirius Black
♥ Solitaire

♥ Spyro The Dragon

♥ The fact that I can hang stuff on my chin
♥ Wolves
..
adopt your own virtual pet!

I Don't Like...

-All forms of math

-Animal cruelty
HSUS MySpace Page | Stop Puppy Mills Website
-Cleaning the bathroom~ especially after my brother comes home from college.
-Clowns~ they are ugly and scare little children

-Earthquakes
-Email forwards that are not funny
-Heights
-Homework

-Ladders
-Mayonnaisse
-Mosquito Eaters
-People who hate me
-Songs that are overrated and overplayed.
-Spiders
-Spitting
-The sound of blowing noses
-When people accuse me of lying when I am telling the truth.
-Yard work

I'd like to meet:

I proudly made all of these icons.

Music:

♣ The 69 Eyes
♣ Big & Rich
♣ Black Eyed Peas
♣ Brooks And Dunn
♣ Darren Hayes
♣ The Eagles
♣ Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
♣ Garth Brooks
♣ George Strait
♣ Hank Williams JR
♣ HIM (Thanks to Sarah.)
♣ Joe Diffie
♣ Joe Nichols
♣ Johnny Cash
♣ Madonna
♣ Metallica
♣ Montgomery Gentry
♣ Neil Diamond
♣ Nightwish
♣ Papa Doo Run
♣ Rammstein
♣ Reba McEntire
♣ Rod Stewart
♣ Taylor Swift
♣ Tim McGraw
♣ Toby Keith
♣ Trace Adkins
♣ Tracy Byrd
♣ Tracy Lawerence
♣ Within Temptation
♣ I also like a lot of random songs from random genres.

Movies:



American Beauty
Back To The Future
Big Daddy

Big Fat Liar
The Breakfast Club
Bring It On
Broken Bridges
Dumb And Dumber
Ella Enchanted
Forrest Gump

Freedom Writers
Holes
Jersey Girl
Joe Dirt
John Tucker Must Die
Little Shop of Horrors
Mean Girls

Napolean Dynamite

National Lampoon's Vacation
Night At The Museum
The Nightmare Before Christmas

Overboard
Pirates of The Carribean

Random Disney movies
Sweeney Todd

Uptown Girls
What A Girl Wants
Yours, Mine and Ours
Zoolander

Television:

♠ 8 Simple Rules
♠ Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

♠ Drake & Josh

♠ Grounded For Life
♠ iCarly

♠ Mad TV
♠ Mind of Mencia

♠ Random cartoons
♠ South Park
♠ The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
♠ The Twilight Zone

♠ Wizards of Waverly Place

Books:



.. ♦ The 10th Kingdom

♦ Animal Farm
♦ Catcher In The Rye
♦ The Crucible
♦ Farenheit 451
♦ The Giver
♦ Guardians of Ga'hoole
♦ Harry Potter

♦ The Jungle
♦ Marley And Me
♦ The Never-Ending Story

♦ The Reader
♦ The Sword of Truth

♦ The True Story of Hansel & Gretel

Heroes:



My Blog

My hair is RED!

Okay, if there is one thing in this world that upsets me more than poor grammar and punctuation, it is being called a blonde. No, not the "blonde moment" kind of blonde, where I do something so stupid...
Posted by Megan of Pluto on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:00:00 PST

I was a strange child!

Well...today is my birthday and will be 18 in a couple hours. Last night, I went through stuff I did as a little kid. And I must say....even as an elementary schooler- I was random. I thought I'd shar...
Posted by Megan of Pluto on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST

Why I Dread My Brother Coming Home From College

Now I am more than certain that many of you have heard me complain about my brother a time or two. You know...how he's coming home to visit and how I don't want him to come home and how I enjoy him be...
Posted by Megan of Pluto on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

Things I've Been Hit With

Yes....it has come to the point where I am so bored that I feel like listing everything that has attacked me...Basketball-4 times in the head, once in the lower backSoccer Ball- once in the ass and on...
Posted by Megan of Pluto on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 07:53:00 PST

Funny Questions Involving Safari Animals

Dude!! I got this in an e-mail forward today!! Here are 4 rather simple questions....try seeing if you can answer each one correctly... 1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open ...
Posted by Megan of Pluto on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:28:00 PST

I CAN'T DO IT!!! AHHH!!!

Well this is interesting...and rather hard!! Try it! Hard...I know! :D
Posted by Megan of Pluto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New record of Sleep

Heh heh. I broke my record of late nite sleeping. It used to be 10pm the next day. But now, I didn't go to sleep at all yesterday and it is now 11:47pm!! YAY!!! Next goal would be two days straight wi...
Posted by Megan of Pluto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Phone In The Garbage

LOL! Something quite funny happened this morning that I feel like sharing and boring you all with. Ok, so a few hours ago, my Grandma's phone rings. She tells me to answer it but I can't find it anywh...
Posted by Megan of Pluto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST