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About Me

Bethany Body Art™ was founded in January 2005 by Brandon Dyson and Ben Andrasik. It quickly took the beach by storm, offering exceptional temporary airbrushed tattoos at the best price on the beach. We also offer decorative sand art and probably the best experience you'll ever have in your life. The sort of thing that will pale your other cherished memories in comparison. We are currently open for our fourth (4th) season. Do you know what that means? Basically what it means is that the world is getting LIT UP with value. We have more to offer this year than ever before. More choices, better deals. Do you find yourself parched and overheating in the hot summer sun? No problem, come to BBA and get yourself the lowest priced water in town. Strapped for cash? Pony on up to our new ATM and slam your fingers down on the correct sequence of buttons that will allow you access to your funds. Just make sure you spend that money at Bethany Body Art. So, what are you waiting for? Come along down to the Bethany Town Center and speak to one of our attractive talking experts about all of your body and sand art needs! Seriously!
Contact Info:
Bethany Body Art™
100 Garfield Parkway
Bethany Beach, DE 19930
302-539-1219
Set your eyes to "peep" and then direct them towards our website. You can learn more information about our charitable donations and about the company itself:
Bethany Body Art Online!
Remember, at Bethany Body Art; We're Always Awesome!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone! Literally everyone. We want to meet the entire world, except for: John Banowetz, Ivan the Terrible, The '76 Steelers, Vigo the Carpathian, The Boston Strangler, Peter Pan, Ray Finkle, Big Bird, Michael Bay, Michael Ironside (in the Next Karate Kid,) Mecha Streisand, Johnny Ringo, That kid that played Anakin Skywalker in Episode 1, John Carpenter's "The Thing," Keith Richards, That guy with the disproportionately large pectorals from Karate Kid II, Sato, Mothra, Terry Silver, Mike Barnes, Sensei John Kreese, Terrible Terry Tate, Hester Prynne, Gozer the Gozarian, Anyone affiliated with Ticketmaster, Yettis, Werewolves, The Jolly Green Giant, The Headless Horseman, Hugh Grant, Venom, White Goodman, Elijah Wood, The Jabberwocky, The Lawyer from "Jurassic Park," Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Magua, Judge Doom, Jevon Kearse, Edward Longshanks, Charlie M!!!, Lo Pan and Dracula. Barring those exceptions, anyone is cool. It all starts in Bethany Beach.

Fun Facts About Bethany Body Art:*
-Our tattoo ink cures 4 types of cancer (check web md)
-We have never taken performance enhancing drugs
-We directed the Movie Roadhouse
-We defeated the '07/'08 Patriots 35 - 10
-Geico saved 15% by switching to body art
-We can beat the "Hard" Level of Guitar Hero in 23 Minutes Flat
-We discovered Life on Mars
-Body Art increases your appeal to the opposite sex by a factor of 7.3
-We have a plan to defeat ALL terrorists worldwide by November 2008
-We buried the city of Atlantis. And we'd do it again
-We were an alternate on the '96 US Olympic Gymnastics team
-We held Lebron James to 4 points in 48 minutes of play time
-Body Art effectively eliminates all snakes on any plane

* Note: May not actually be facts

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