Things I've Learned the Hard Way: Part I |
Now that I've reached all of these 29 years, I think I should pass along some of the knowledge I've gained in tasty, bite-sized morsels to those that are interested.
LESSON I:
When arriving at a...
Posted by Miss Mary on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:37:00 PST |
I don't entirely agree with you, Billy Joel |
Context: Thoughts of contemporary adult woman drying her hair in the morning before work while listening to adult contemporary radio.
Billy Joel, I don't entirely agree with you on this...
Posted by Miss Mary on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:53:00 PST |
The saddest song in the world |
Turn down the lightsTurn down the bedTurn down these voicesinside my head
Lay down with meTell me no liesJust hold me close,don't patronize
Don't patronize me
Cause I can't make you love meif you don...
Posted by Miss Mary on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:18:00 PST |
Support where you need it or Girl, You'll be a woman soon |
Did I lure you in with the veiled bra reference of a somewhat adolescent persuasion? Well, this entry is only partly about bras and not about teenage girls at all. As it turns out, my room...
Posted by Miss Mary on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:25:00 PST |
The definition of success |
As my friend Emily said last night as we were leaving Shady Grove: "I'm full of a hamburger I paid for myself."
Posted by Miss Mary on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:10:00 PST |
My favorite time of day |
Driving to work in the morning is really one of my favorite times of day. I'm drinking coffee, I've had a shower, I'm doing something productive and it's only 8am. The possibilities o...
Posted by Miss Mary on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST |
At the barbecue |
American Guest #1: "Which one's Shiva? Is he the blue guy?"
Indian Guest: "Shiva's not the blue guy. The blue one is Durga."
American Guest #2: "Doesn't he have, like, one hundred...
Posted by Miss Mary on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:12:00 PST |
Warning: A garage door is a ticking time bomb |
Wow, I just learned way too much about garage doors (harkening back to the day a few weeks ago at Home Depot, low on blood sugar, I learned way too much about lawn mowers without even actually purchas...
Posted by Miss Mary on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST |
Jump on this bandwagon |
So what is this blog business all about? Oh my, I get to choose my own font! (well, out of like, 5). Verdana, please. So, I've been on a big myspace kick lately. Trying to get ...
Posted by Miss Mary on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:54:00 PST |
