I am (extra) ordinary |
You think that I go home at nightTake off my clothes, turn out the lightsBut I burn letters that I writeTo you, to make you love meBut I drive naked through the parkAnd run the stop sign in the darkSt...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:07:00 GMT |
At last! |
I am a HOMEOWNER!!! It only took three months... I think that the seller should send ME a 'thank you' note. Keep watching for pictures.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:56:00 GMT |
You know you’re a nurse if... |
You know you're a nurse if...You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley
You have seen more penises than any prostitute.Your sense of humor gets more warped ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:29:00 GMT |
32 flavors |
Squint your eyes and look closerI'm not between you and your ambitionI am a poster girl with no posterI am thirty-two flavors and then someAnd I'm beyond your peripheral visionSo you might want to tur...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:36:00 GMT |
I'M GETTING MARRIED!! |
I GOT ENGAGED TONIGHT. WAHOO!!!
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:59:00 GMT |
