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VIVA LOS BEEFALOS!
They're the ass-kicking, money-maker-shaking love child of old, new, borrowed, and blue - a long-awaited tribute to those lost years when Elvis sang Hank Williams tunes with Black Sabbath while Duke and Satchmo called out the changes. They've come to call it COUNTRIFUNKED JAZZABILLY, but in reality it's just where rock and roll would've been if it hadn't wasted so much time on hairspray and mascara - solid musicianship with plenty of twang, soul, authenticity, and a damned good beat.
Grown out of the hinters of Northeastern Pennsyltucky, THE UNPRONOUNCEABLE's current personnel consists of the four Beefalo Brothers, Chip (guitar, bass fiddle, and banjo), Chet (guitar, bass fiddle, ebonies and ivories), Chuck (drums and percussives), and Jorgé (guitar, bass fiddle, and singin'). Originally brought together by their love of good music under the tutelage of their mentor, the elusive Father Pépe, the Brothers struck out on their own circa 1997 and soon found themselves to be a refreshing fixture in the blossoming music scene in Pennsyltucky's Lehigh Valley. Over the past few years, these four handsome fellows have also thrown themselves into the Greater New York Metropolitan music scene, swapping instruments in front of audiences at such venues as Kenny's Castaways, The C-Note, Hank's Saloon, Meow Mix, Le Bar Bat, The Pussycat Lounge, Arlene Grocery, CB's Gallery, The Lizard Lounge, Otto's Shrunken Head, and Makor, as well as a bevy of northeastern universities. They've borrowed the souls of some of rock and roll's greatest founding members, and the result amazes everyone who sees them.
On April the 22nd, 2005, THE UNPRONOUNCEABLE celebrated the completion of their 2nd full-length recorded release (3rd official and 8th for website fans and diehards). The new album, entitled VIVA LOS BEEFALOS!, was produced by dear old friend Tim Fite and engineered by longtime Beefalo compatriot Rob Badenoch. It promises fans new and old a reliably spirited update on the band's musical development since the release of their EP, Elementary Physics, in 2002.

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Member Since: 19/04/2006
Band Website: www.theunpronounceable.com
Band Members: Chet Beefalo: guitar, bass fiddle, mandolin, etc.
Chip Beefalo: guitar, banjo, bass fiddle, etc.
Chuck Beefalo: skins, cymbals, & percussives
Jorgé Beefalo: guitar, bass fiddle, vocalizations
Sounds Like: . . . a tribute to those bygone years when Elvis sang Hank Williams songs backed by Black Sabbath while Duke & Satchmo called out the changes. . .
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

FRIENDS AND ROAMIN' COUNTRYMEN WHEN THE INCOMPARABLE MR. FRANK WOOD BECKONS, WHAT CHOICEHAVE WE MERE MORTALS BUT TO DROP ALL THAT WE HOLD DEAREST ANDASSEMBLE OURSELVES ACCORDING TO HIS REQUEST? (AND S...
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LAST SHOW EVER IN THE WORLD, EVER

EXCUSING THE HYPERBOLE, THAT ISBUT FOLKS, SERIOUSLY--NE'ER AGAIN WILL YOU HEARTHE UNPRONOUNCEABLEALIVE AND IN CONCERT!FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY:THIS FRIDAY 9 MAY 2008 A.D.FROM 10PM 'TIL 2AMAT THE FUNOUSEhttp...
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THE UNPRONOUNCEABLE HANGS ITS HAT

THE UNPRONOUNCEABLE IS BREAKING UP, SOCOME SEE THEIR LAST PERFORMANCE EVER.YES, FRIENDS,'TIS TRUE.AFTER NEARLY 10 YEARS OF UNITY AND TOGETHERISM,THE UNPRONOUNCEABLE IS CALLING IT A DAY. THEBOYS HEREBY...
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NEVER A MORE SAINTLY VALENTINE

YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, BRETHRENIT'S THE UNPRONOUNCEABLEALIVE AND IN CONCERT!THIS THURSDAY 14 FEBRUARY 2008 A.D.FROM 10PM 'TIL 2AMAT THE FUNHOUSE5 EAST FOURTH STREETSOUTH BETHLEHEM, PENNSYLTUCKYhttp://www...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:44:00 GMT

ANTIDEPRESSANT BLUES by DAN KINSLEY: FREE ONLINE ALBUM

ANTIDEPRESSANT BLUES by DAN KINSLEY: FREE ONLINE ALBUMYou may know him from The Unpronounceable(http://www.theunpronounceable.com) as Chet Beefalo(http://www.myspace.com/chetbeefalo). But you probably...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:24:00 GMT

GET FRANKLIN’ OR DIE TRYING. . . GROUNDHOG DAY!

OKCOME ON OUT THIS WEEKEND AND SEE IF'N' YOU SEE YOUROWN DAMNED SHADOW BY MORNING. . .WITH THE UNPRONOUNCEABLEALIVE AND IN CONCERT!THIS SATYRDAY 2 FEBRUARY 2008 A.D.FROM 9:30PM 'TIL 1:30AMTHE FRANKLIN...
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FOR YOUS CALENDARS, Y’ALLS

YOU MAY ASK, IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY?AND YES, DAMMIT, IT ISFOR THE UNPRONOUNCEABLE,ALIVE AND IN CONCERT!THIS THURSDAY 8 NOVEMBER 2007 A.D.FROM 10PM 'TIL 2AMAT THE FUNHOUSE5 EAST FOURTH STREETSOUTH BET...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:30:00 GMT

GIT ON OUT THERE, YOUS ALL!

HEY-ALL, ALLDON'T YOU DARE MISS THIS ONE:THE UNPRONOUNCEABLE,ALIVE AND IN CONCERT!WITH VERY SPECIAL GUESTS FROM NAWTH CAAH-LINA,THE PHYSICS OF MEANING!http://www.thephysicsofmeaning.comTHIS THURSDAY 2...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:20:00 GMT

THIS SATYRDAY -- SONGS FOR THE LONG DRIVE HOME!

YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT IT FROM FRIENDS, READ ABOUT ITONLINE, MAYBE EVEN SEEN IT ON THE TEEVEE. AND YES,FOLKS, THE TIME IS FINALLY HERE.SO JOIN USTHIS SATURDAY 22 SEPTEMBER 2007 A.D.AT 9:30PMFOR THE RELEA...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:22:00 GMT

EVERYBODY’S LUCKY NIGHT

HAPPY THIRDSDAY THE THURSTEENTH!JOIN THE FESTIVISIBILITIESWITH THE UNPRONOUNCEABLEALIVE AND IN CONCERT!THIS THURSDAY 13 SEPTEMBER 2007 A.D.FROM 10PM 'TIL 2AMAT THE FUNHOUSE!http://www.myspace.com/funh...
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