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Daniele

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About Me

In a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond.In a verdant meadow near her castle, the frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said,"Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."That night, as the princess dinned scrumptiously on frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself,"I don't fucking think so."

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My Blog

Dude. I hate it when...

I hate it when people use double negatives.Or say "shouldah, wouldah, couldah".I hate it when people make fun of emo kid crying stereotypes.I hate it when emo kids cry.I hate it when people fuck with ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:44:00 GMT

Under the Influences: The Shit I’ve turned into...

oh. so. I've been some pretty cool things, with the help of hallucinogens. i turned into a kalidescope once. i've seen a world of warcraft style pet-avatar cat thing, haha, that was a funny day. i tho...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:30:00 GMT

Whatever sinks your battleship

It's a personal motto... I have more... Any personal mottos guys??Whatever rubs your Buddha
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:55:00 GMT

What I did while slipping slowly into delirium...

TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now, don't name the person:1. Suck mah bawls! I love the way you can be a complete fuck up and suffer no consequence2. You might not re...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:13:00 GMT

LOST MESSAGES

(Sorry JJ for picking your bulletin to pick on, I promise to pick on others too =P Besides, you know me- debate both sides of an issue, just to prove mahself wrong)Don't get me wrong, this did make me...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:10:00 GMT

What doesn’t kill me will make me stronger.

The new and improving me.I've adopte the idea of using hallucinagins to expand my mind so I can experience whatever is there for me to experience that I could never have in a fully aware concious stat...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:41:00 GMT

ALAS, THE QUOTES OF DANI

PHILOSOPHICALLY.SPEAKING--HENRY DAVID THOREAU- Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've always imagined. MARK TWAIN- Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:33:00 GMT

Of Nag Champa, Ganja, Pink Floyd, and all things 420

Ribbons of smoke float into my vision, swirling silk envelops my senses, I can smell it, feel it on my skin, taste it on my lips, that burning incense, that soaring deity; And Muse, sing my symphonies...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:06:00 GMT

MY OWN HEMP FEST!!!!!!!!

I've spent the last three days blazed and drunk. YAY for rum and coke, and long island ice tea, and ciggys, and ganja, and rock and roll, and music, and that awesome fucking cat that i see when i'm hi...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 16:57:00 GMT

LEMMINGS!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!

Nah, just kidding, I'm doin' greatGotsa a few new and amazing friends, and though some of you may be confused by the Matt thing, its really just a great thing that its over. I've never been more free ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:52:00 GMT