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About Me

I'm often sarcastic and/or perverted. I like to break balls & don't feel like filling this out right now. Just deal with it.

Ok, so I've finally decided to add something here. It won't be much so just be happy with what I'm givin' ya.

I've had a very colorful & interesting life thus far. I'm very often breaking balls & making people laugh...or pissing them off. 8) As of late (mainly due to injuries) I'm feeling my age & then some. I'm currently dealing with both shoulders being injured. I live in South Philly (my girlfriend lives with me) & she's as much of a flirt as I am. She also has the same taste in women, so if you're a hot chick (not High Maintainance) then cum join us. Actually you don't have to be hot; just have a pulse & not be fat or ugly. lol

I was a bouncer for 10 years working in various clubs & strip clubs (did long stints at both Maui & at The Purple Orchid... also filled in as DJ at The Purple Orchid & Club Wizzards) & now I really hate dealing with annoying drunks. I will still occasionally go to a bar but don't expect me to hang around if I don't feel like it.

I'm currently in the process of starting a few different business with an obnoxious T-shirt company being the one most people are looking forward to. I also have a website JagsLair.com But I recently erased it. If you want to get on a mailing list for when I launch the T-shirt site just let me know.

That's all I feel like writing at the moment but if you want to know more you can read my 100 Things about me list or you can just ask me what you want to know.

My Blog

Europe was a blast

We're back home. Will probably have a bday event sometime next week since it was while we were away. Definitely hitting Fogo next friday but nothing else really planned as of yet. &nb...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:18:00 GMT

50 ODD Things

Nicky just posted this so I figured I may as well kill more time.50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!1....
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:11:00 GMT

Just because Chris is bored

here's 1 of those stupid lists floating around. I know Chris is bored shitless right now so I'll do it. His will follow mine. Alphabetical Survey 1. A is for age: Almost was your father. Gl...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 00:21:00 GMT

Just because Chris is bored

Listen up bitches

Don't send me friend requests unless 1 - you actually know me 2 - your band is similar to someone already on my friend's list And last but not least... 3 - you ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:07:00 GMT

yea, like this is a surprise.

You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition. Perhaps the most misunderstoo...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 19:03:00 GMT

The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test

My score on The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test:Resurrection Machine(You scored 72% Gore Tolerance, 71% Guile, 55% Sadism, and 80% Phys. Strength!) It's hard to imagine any mode of execution that would n...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:43:00 GMT

Yet another surgery - Oct 16

Yep, time for another surgery. Will be back eventually. If ya want to bring me food or come give me sympathy head then you know where I am.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 14:30:00 GMT

Return to the Iron Game??

Well, as most of you know I'm far from the shape I used to be in. I went from being IN shape to being A shape (round). {For those of you that only known me the last few years I used to be in...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:35:00 GMT

Hallows Eve tonite in Delaware

Ok bitches, Hallows Eve is touring for the first time since1994. Bank Shots in Wilmington Delaware tonite. Probably going on around 8:00-9:00 pm but be ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:26:00 GMT