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Kevy Hawkings

Kangaroo Cock (In Inches)

About Me

I try to be funny, but then again I never try.http://thesneezingbutt.blogspot.com/

My Interests

Videogames + porn = 30 Rock stole my life plan

I'd like to meet:

A mute porn star desperately seeking someone with a normal sized penis and hobbit feet.

Music:

El Guincho, Queens of the Stone Age

Movies:

Harold and Kumar

Television:

LOST!!!, The Office, 30 Rock, Batman the Animated Series, Strangers With Candy, Justice League Unlimited

Books:

I only read instruction manuals.

Heroes:

You. No, just kidding. It's me.

My Blog

Kevin and Mandys 2008 Movie Awards

If you hate the Oscars as much as we do, then you'll kind of hate this list too.  My alter ego and I give you our opinion of what should have won and been nominated.  Enjoy. Special Award: B...
Posted by Kevy Hawkings on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST

Europe Stories

This is the e-mail I sent my parents when I got back from Europe.  It's pretty funny, but it's even funnier when you keep in mind I sent this to my mom and dad.  Enjoy. Don't Backpack Throug...
Posted by Kevy Hawkings on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

Memoir

So, I write a short story every week (god I'm so artistic and great, right?  like oh my god, don't even talk to me if you don't know a publisher you loser) and this week I started trying to write...
Posted by Kevy Hawkings on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST

Mandy and Kevin's Movie Awards 2007

So I'm Mandy, Kevin Hawkin's female alter ego.  I guess he wants to be a girl or something, whatever, he's a fagget dork.  He wanted to put his choice with mine too, so I said whatever, you'...
Posted by Kevy Hawkings on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:40:00 PST

Mandy's 2006 Movie Awards

Best Dramatic Movie: A History of Violence (Mandy: All I ask for in a movie is insane violence, crazy sex scenes, and a hilarious third act. This movie finally gave me all of that); Junebug (Kevin: C...
Posted by Kevy Hawkings on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:20:00 PST

Mandy's 2005 Movie Awards

Everything sucked this year
Posted by Kevy Hawkings on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST