The Unreasonable Man - ProfilesArchive

About Me

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw .......I put this up as a complete spoof after reading other's profiles...I am witty, intelligent, sensitive, caring, like long walks on the beach watching the dolphins, and listening to other peoples problems...But seriously if I did, I would fit the description of over half the "I'd like to meets"...On the other hand, I can hold my own in a battle of wits, and can occasionally express a feeling or two. Mostly sarcastic or satirical though...Oh yes, I am an incurable smart ass. Not to be mean, but rather to be funny. At least to me...G'head laugh, it's good for you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you have the incredibly good taste to click on my profile, then you must have something on the ball! So come in.....And if you want me to add you as a friend so you can post ads for your chat site, that would be great! I just cannot get enough of Spice and Britney and their friend Bambi. Thanks, appreciate that, keep them coming, they make me feel special (ed).

My Blog

QUOTES

JOKE - Blonde Joke of the Year

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it suppose...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:17:00 GMT

JOKE - Classic Anger Management Tale

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'dforgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Steve. Could I please spe...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:56:00 GMT

JOKE - Thanks Doc!

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 07:46:00 GMT

JOKE - Corporate Life

(This is based on an actual experiment conducted in Scotland) Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder,leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 07:37:00 GMT

JOKE - Wisdom vs Youth

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 07:33:00 GMT

Pithy Observations

1. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 07:22:00 GMT