G'day, youve called soph..im a wanker. and i'll et back to ya. sometimes i enjoy getting large sums of dirt or grass thrown at me, especially like when petrol runs down my les because nmy car stops ibn the street two house from my houses. why would yuou turn your phone off nuh your gone again, i like to drive through red lights and have cathy steer when truck drivers get angry because they have no beds. i like to disco dance at edgy on a wednesday whilst beveraging for 4 minutes straight without breathing. sometimes i like to snorkle using a straw and cruiser bottle at the beach and search for sea aneNaamies, i also enojoy the odd spit onto my phone screen, i find it hard to drive due to the fact my rear vision mirron on the left is broken and i slam peoples hands in my right back passanger door, thats not all that gets slammed in my right back passaner door, if you know what i mean.. ha, i stand up for my friends when they get in fight and enjoy laughing at their missfortune when they accidently kiss fat black men. at the end of the day i go home for a nice cup of tea some cambells chunky in a can and a plate of nachos made with smiths chips because theres never any doritos at bp 7 eleven or mobil at 4am. the end.
p.s. here are some other things i enjoy...
-capturing the flag on the footy oval..
-pre-ordering charcol chicken, whilst in maccas drive through
-partys at old gregs place(with bailys)
-dirt in my undies.hair.bra and mouth?
- throwing cans of redbull at security
-picking fights with boys in pink shirts at nightclubs
-drink driving..
just to name a few...
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love a good bev or 9
doing pe and ourdoor ed teaching at monash peninsula this year
love my bitches, you know who you are. excluding danica
coz shes not all there
one day me and gabbi measured her head and it was the size of a big cottees cordial bottle minus the lid
love a good conti, kooroora and lakey go
and a good snowboard doesnt go astray
cathy sometimes likes to stand on the top of the hill at parklife surrounded by hundreds of people and chunder. skittles.
me and loz once had a go kart
ron weasley hangs out at playschool
nachos made with original smiths chips is actually really good
i wish aqua would make a comeback
cathy likes to do maths.. SOME MATHS?!
youuuuur pretty easy on the. reckon he heard me?
im obsessed with dreadies.. especially on boys
once me and gabbi competed in a babeathon race. i came first and gabbi came 7th
me and cathy are connected by the interest of star gazing and crosswords
i enjoy rolling up in a ball and dying on rye beach on a sunday morning
i love the edgy and am 99.9% the last one to leave on a wednesday
me and cathy once scabbed 13 dollars by asking everyone for 2 dollars for a maccas cheeseburger. someone named damien gave us five
we also once rang the "do you want longer lasting sex" hotline and they hung up on us
making friends on the highway makes my day - big shout out to chodey mc bad hair, the boys who didnt know what the conti was and the little legend who had his face smooshed against the window
you can call loz helen, or helly for short
cathy has massive cans
that is all
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