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It Came From 2008!

2008 is history, so let's recap, hmm?The Films That Were...1. There Will Be Blood - Glad I didn't see till '08 so it gets its well-deserved top spot. Daniel Day Lewis is a golden god dipped in petrole...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:52:00 GMT

O-Face

We all remember that classic "O-Face" scene from Office Space, right? Well, looky what I found superimposed over Jessica Simpson's booby while at the checkout line today.Yes, Cosmopolitan has taken it...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:16:00 GMT

Elector? I barely know her!

So today on Facebook, you can give away free "McCain '08" buttons to your friends just in time for the big throwdown on November 4th. Along with the button, you have the option to include a short mess...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:32:00 GMT

The Summer of Ugh

It's Labor Day, people. Rather than resort to the cliche of opening with "Whoa, where did summer go" or something else of that ilk, I'll say it was uncharacteristically overlong and dull. Why? Simple....
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:52:00 GMT

Crossroads, seem to come and go, yeah

So I've reached what they call in political circles an "impasse". I realize it's been six months since my last survey, which admittedly is a short eternity, but after my overly ambitious December...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:18:00 GMT

Bright lights, big two-headed cows

Look, I got a little sidetracked. It's not my fault! It's not like I wasn't busy, you know - quickly packing up everything I own into a 14-foot truck and dragging it to the very heart of my state's ca...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:07:00 GMT

Scream queens and weight machines

Friday the 13th, huh? It's a date so infamous and legendary that it boasts not one, but two specific phobias - paraskevidekatriaphobia or friggatriskaidekaphobia. And while on the topic, what's so dam...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:25:00 GMT

Youve got theft!

Anyway, I was playing a marathon session of LEGO Indiana Jones yesterday afternoon when I received an unsettling phone call. It was my font-of-endless-blogging-material ex-roommate and what he told me...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:41:00 GMT

I like turtles

So I'm not sure how I missed the memo on this last year, but apparently zombies like turtles.i like turtles In honor of this unlikely 'net celebrity, supercool indie band Zombies! Organize...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:17:00 GMT

No time for love

There's a fantastic and criminally underrated 80s movie called Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins... which came to mind tonight. One line in particular kept racing through my brain. It comes as marti...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 18:20:00 GMT