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JAZZYassWIFEY!

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About Me

I'ma Happily married, BabysMomma, spoil'd ass, don’t gotta work aka Blessed, gets what ever it is that I want, puts up w/ no ma'fuckin' disrespect, I absolutly love everybody, even if you hate me, I’ll make you laugh, that's what I love to do, I can't tell a lie, I’m the friendliest bitch you'll ever meet, I love my friends to death, and they love me, love to sing in the car, my baby boo Aaliyah is my whole world, my mom is my #1 homegirl, I love to drink hypnotic, my relationship w/ god is tight, I judge no one, I’ll cut a bitch for lookin' too hard, not very athletic, love shoes-especially jimmy choo's, I hate drama, I have a lip gloss fetish, there's gotta be at least 20 in my purse, but my victoria secret "cocoalicious" is my favorite,I've had the same b.f.f since 11th grade, (that's my ride or die bitch) I always keep my toes polished, I have a dooney and burke addiction, don't really care for people who put down others to make thereselves feel better, can't remember important shit, but ask me something about some cartoons, I love the color pink, and I like coffee, I like tea, but that’s about all you need to know ABOUT ME! girls layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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Create your own friendquiz here Reading, Shopping, Hanging out w/ family and friends, Cooking, and running my mouth!!
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Music:


Myspace Graphics, Glitter Graphics, Layouts EVERYTHING, from hip-hop, R&B, rock, pop, country,and even Classical!
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Movies:

I love comedys, and a good "chic flick". My all time fav. movie of all time would have to be "Dirty Dancing", and I love "Grease", "My Fair Lady", "The Color Purple" All Disney movies make me cry, i.e. "Bambi", "The Lion King".
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Television:

My Daughter and I have to watch Dora the Explorer everyday! She also reminds me to watch Tyra, Divorce Court, and Judge Joe Brown. And any other time we just tune in to Cartoon network/ Adult swim, WE LOVE CARTOONS!!

Books:

Green eggs and ham is my all time fav. and the Bible. Everything else we'll see the movie, and then read the book. My daughter and I visit the library weekly.

Heroes:

My Mom, and also as a kid I wanted to be Wonder Woman!
Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"
You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.
A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people
Your flirting style: 100% natural
What turns you off: serious relationship talks
Why you're hot: you're totally addicting What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
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--Your Favorite--
Hair Color:: what ever it is
Eye Color:: whatever they are
(Their)Music Genre Preference:: what ever he likes
Height(estimate):: taller than me, so i can stand on my tippy toe to kiss him!
Age:: 8 month younger than me! lol!
Personality Type:: just like mine! (fun love'n down for whatever)
--This or That--
Older or Younger:: ?
Romantic or Horndog:: romantic
Smart or Stupid:: smart
Fat or Skinny:: either
Skinny but Muscular or Big and Muscular:: either, though i like him thick! lol!
Punk or Preppy:: preppy
The Big Picture or the Little Things:: the whole nine yards
Flowers/Candy or Big Expensive Present:: what ever he remembers to get me!
Mixtape or Burned CD:: cd
Love or Lust:: lust and then love
Emotional or Just Not:: emotional
Sincere or Jokester:: a sincere jokester
Hott and mean or Ugly and sweet:: how bout hott and sweet! lol!
Sexy or Just Cute:: a sexy cutie
Arse or Abs:: abs
Hair or Hands:: hands
Dimples or Eyes:: either
Biceps or Calves/Thighs:: the guns
Teeth or Nose(some people are just wierd) :: huh?
Clean Shaven or Scruffy:: i dont care
Rugged or Prim and Proper:: whatever
Countryboy or Cityboy: either
Date alone or With Friends: either
Mama's Boy or Rebel Without A Cause:: either
--Have You Ever--
Dumped a guy because he liked you too much:: almost
Loved a guy because he stalked you:: hell naw
Loved a guy because he hated you:: nope
Asked your friend's crush out:: um, yeah, sorry!
Lead a guy on for kicks:: i've been know for that
Asked a guy out purely because he was hott:: yep
Flirted with guys even though you had a boyfriend:: all the time
Lied about not having a boyfriend:: nope, keep it real
Lied about having one:: no
Cheated:: not on the hubby, no never.
Been Cheated on:: to many times
Had a crush on a gay guy:: yeah
--Their Clothing(yes/no)--
Boxers?:: yes
Briefs?:: um, i depends what kind
Hat?:: yep
Skater Shoes?:: no
Pimp Shoes?:: no
Band Shirts?:: yeah
Vintage shirts?:: yes
Southpole/um..other thug clothes..?:: yes
Dixie Outfitters/Big Johnsons?:: yes
Independent/DC?:: yep
S&M/Little Devil?:: no
Fox/Thor?:: no
Jeans or Shorts?:: jeans
--Be Honest--
Would you ever date a guy for his money?:: never
Would you ever date a guy for his social status?:: never
Have you ever liked hanging out with your bf's friends more than him?:: yes
Have you ever pretended to like somebody to make them feel better?: no
Have you called a girl a whore, when you were screwing lots of guys?:: nope
Do looks matter?:: yes
Are you honestly scared of being dumped?:: no
Does size matter?:: no
Do you avoid 'situations' with ugly guys?:: no
Are you ashamed to be seen with your ugly friends?:: no
Are you ashamed for being ashamed?(you better be)::
Do you hide things from your crushes/guy friends/bf?:: no
Do you lie about masturbation for attention or false innocence?:: no
Do you really want a guy to say if those jeans make your butt look fat?:: yeah, but thats a good thing right?
Are you dissapointed when your bf doesn't say I love you right away?:: yes
Wanna be a virgin till marriage?: yes, ha-ha
Do you really love the guys everytime that you say it?: yes
Do you dream about your crushes/bfs/guy friends?:: yes
Would you makeout with a guy friend just to get it over with/curiosity?:: yes
Does this survey suck nuts?: yes
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My Blog

Wow I'ma Mommy!

Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never...
Posted by JAZZYassWIFEY! on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:17:00 PST

Damn 2 Piece Bathing Suit!

Damn two piece bikini! So as you know we went on vacation. I just had to have that cute ass 2 piece! Well just call me a 2 piece and a biscuit! lol! Cause apparently BabysDaddy was feeling it a l...
Posted by JAZZYassWIFEY! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

How Me & BabysDaddy Do It! lol!

As many of you already know me and B.D. are crazy! so here just a lil' example of our crazyness together! our survey to one another! HIS: {notice his ass couldn't put yes or no, he had to do an essay}...
Posted by JAZZYassWIFEY! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:15:00 PST

ARE YA"LL GONNA MISS ME?

Are ya'll gonna miss me? Cause i'ma miss ya'll! But please know that when I return, it's gonna be ON & POPPIN'! So Nat. Val, Janabanana, Quita, Tiff P, Diana, Heather G......Ya'll bitches be ready...
Posted by JAZZYassWIFEY! on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST

Ya'll Bitches need to sit the Fuck down & go to Church! LOL!

Everybody wanna run around, and run they ma'fuckin' mouths! Shut the fuck up! Cause ya'll aint gonna do shit. W/ all this kid shit, grow up! Go get saved and pray for your enemies! Go to church. And ...
Posted by JAZZYassWIFEY! on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:12:00 PST

My Biggest Pet Peeves!

This is just a few of my pet peeves, you know jus the shit that pisses me off or gets on my nerves! 1. Dont ever let me catch a bitch lookin' me up & down, Don't size me up, cause you really don't...
Posted by JAZZYassWIFEY! on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 09:02:00 PST

I Got This Guy!!!!!!

I promise that Jeremy has done everything on this list! Wow, how awesome, it's like he knew all of this right before we met. God gave my man a manual ya'll.Myspace Layouts...
Posted by JAZZYassWIFEY! on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:37:00 PST

Ladies is Pimps Too!

I'm notta pimp for real! But some times I sit and think about all the Free Coochie I gave away! If I would have been a lil' smarter back in the day. The fellas would have deff. had to compensate me fo...
Posted by JAZZYassWIFEY! on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:25:00 PST

Aint No Luva Like the One I Got!

  What yall know about a MAN, treatin a bitch, excuse me should I say, a girl like me like a queen?  Well if you dont know then you need to. Im not just braggin , or being proud. Im just put...
Posted by JAZZYassWIFEY! on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:52:00 PST

Who thinks they really know me?.......

Who thinks they really know me?......Raise your hand. Ill be the first person to say I dont truly give a fuck, about what people think about me! And thats true to a certain extent. But see heres the ...
Posted by JAZZYassWIFEY! on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:23:00 PST