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mothers hide your daughters..

two farts away from a dookie

About Me

fairly laid back, i like to keep it simple.. i try not to sweat the small stuff. i hate drama but for some reason it loves me. i'm a people person and a social butterfly but not as graceful. i'm clumsy and i break things.. alot. i hate self pity and i'm a bad listener. i do however love helping others when possible. i enjoy solitude but i prefer the company of others.i don't eat meat much but i don't care for veggies. i'm not a fan of fruits either. they're a joke.. like sweet vegetables. not funny. i like raw carrots and bean sprouts. i love candy. the chewy ones that stick to your teeth. ice cream gives me the squirts. so does milk.. not cool. i drink fiji water. fuck you. all waters are not the same.traveling is awesome. i've been to europe and backpacked throughout Japan. i rather go somewhere exotic or maybe to a place with indigenous people where i eat corn, poop it out, plant it and re-eat it.. heck yeah! i'd do it. don't judge me.on dating.. its a bitch. i would like to meet someone who's not a asshole. that's all i ask.. i'm simple therefore i don't need much. not much baggage. willing to give you the world... honest. okay maybe not the world but a section of my closet and a drawer. thats love.my two vices: smoking and drinking. i tried to quit drinking.. didn't quite last. we'll see... now smoking, the love of my life, well thats something i'm not willing to give up.. atleast not without a good reason. i'll trade it in for ever lasting happiness or a night of guiltless drinking. no..i love humor. without it life would be stale and boring. i've been told that i'm funny but i think people tend to confuse it with retarded. i'm raunchy and i have no shame therefore dare me and most likely i'll do it. i'm a champion of all things retarded but who cares... fart jokes are always funny.Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: aya
Birthday: april 8 1981
Birthplace: houston
Current Location: houston
Eye Color: drk brown
Hair Color: drk brown red tint
Height: 5 ft 3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: japanese/american
The Shoes You Wore Today: red checkered vans
Your Weakness: boobies
Your Fears: sharks.. fuck sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: spinach
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make awesome art
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey vagina breath
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need a smoke
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs and lips
Your Bedtime: sometime in the a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Barney's
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero
MacDonalds or Burger King: mickey d's
Single or Group Dates: i like both..
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: heck yeah
Do you Swear: heck yeah.. i mean fuck yeah
Do you Sing: unfortunately
Do you Shower Daily: duh
Have you Been in Love: once and now i'm jaded
Do you want to go to College: did it. graduated.
Do you want to get Married: if possible
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: on boats
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: not a freak but i try to eat healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: when i'm not with them
Do you like Thunderstorms: not really
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute.. ha. i played violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: heck yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: perscription
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not officially
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no i don't steal
Ever been Drunk: fuck yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: by my brother
Ever Shoplifted: once and i still feel bad about it
How do you want to Die: accidental death by FUGU (blowfish)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a successful artist.
What country would you most like to Visit: Tibet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: short, long hair gets in the way during sex
Height: average
Weight: no preference
Best Clothing Style: clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: a handful but i'm drug free now
Number of CDs I own: who knows...
Number of Piercings: seven
Number of Tattoos: four
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i'd have to make a list
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet my other half. the person that can finish my sentences. that knows what i'm thinking just by looking into my eyes. that loves me almost as much as i love her. all that and more. as sappy as it sounds... i don't think its too much to ask. its fairly simple. oh.. a fat bank account wouldn't hurt either. jk. dirt poor? its ok. i'll still love ya. promise.

My Blog

humor me.

according to you.. i was just a fuck. your words not mine.  classy.  i do know how to choose 'em. well.. based on that, the conclusion would simply be.. it would never have worked out betwee...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:12:00 GMT

Gong!! domo arigato mister roboto.. my dad owns Sony mutha fucka!!

okay.. this is my story... In west Philadelphia born and raisedOn the playground was where I spent most of my daysChillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all coolAnd all shootin some b-ball out...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:21:00 GMT

i figured out why i’m single..

.. i'm wearing sponge bob boxer briefs. though they may be cute.. they're still sponge bob boxer briefs.  good lord. 
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:37:00 GMT

DAMN YOU SLICK ROAD!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!

so i skidded out of control last night.. fucked up my car.  i got three flat tires and messed up the rims. some minor damage to the bumper.. don't worry friends.. i'm otay.  i took out some ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:32:00 GMT

Damn it gum.. not again!

so last night i got a bit too drunk, feel asleep while chewin' gum.. woke up with gum in my hair.. not cool.  man.. the thing is.. the gum was delicious. so flavorful and lasted a long time.. i g...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:58:00 GMT

tell me with a straight face that you don’t like phanny packs..

so last week i lost my keys.. cost a fortune to replace them all. sucked ass. then sunday i lost another set of keys and my license.. bitchface.. not cool.  so i'm thinking about investing in a p...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:28:00 GMT

life change

so i'm thinking of doing some sort of life change...  not like a sex change. a life change..  i need change!! i'm bored!! i think i'm gonna make val take dance lessons with me.  ha. wou...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:16:00 GMT

vroom vroom.. ouchie.

so i got a motorcycle.. always wanted one so i got one.  i dropped it. i have a nasty bruise to show for it.  its a beauty but now its a beauty with a broken tail light. dang!anyways.. if th...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:29:00 GMT

what to do when there is nothing to do..

what to do when there is nothing to do...i suppose the answer would be nothing cause there's nothing to do..thinking. thinking is something that you do subconsciencely.  i suppose i could do that...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 00:41:00 GMT

WANTED: DATE FOR PROM

i am looking for a date for chances prom.. must be atleast four feet high, fluent in the english language, basic hygiene required, somewhat attractive but not necessary, genetically female a plus. all...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:56:00 GMT