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Darlene

About Me

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You can also see my Comedy MySpace Page with OTHER CLIPS OF ME RANTING! by CLICKING HERE!!!
IF YOU WANNA ADD ME... TELL ME WHY I SHOULD BE YOUR FRIEND FIRST DAMNIT!!!
My name is Darlene and I'm a woman of experience in life.
I've lived a haaaahd life and I'm not afraid to talk about it. I tell it like it is.
I love to drink, I love to smoke and sometimes I'll take a little pill or two when I need it and I'm not ashamed of it!
It's who I am, it's what I do. I don't like or want to know my neighbors and I also have a thirteen year old daughter, who I'm disgusted with!!!
I have a sister named Loretta.
My husband (who doesn't live with me) is named Bob.
Please feel free to add me and tell everyone about me. That way I'll be able to have more friends I can bum cigarettes off of.
Just don't look at me!
Cheers.
;-P
Darlene

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 18/04/2006
Band Website: http://www.myspace.com/darlenesworld
Band Members: Darlene Loblaw
Influences: Whiskey, Vodkas, Beeahs, Benson & Hedges Menthol 1000's and sometimes Valium, but not all the time.
Sounds Like: I'm drunk all the time, or I'm just bitching about society, or both.
Record Label: WHAT!?

My Blog

Problems

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5BK9tQkqiA This is me, talkin' about problems. visit Darlene at: http://www.myspace.com/thisisdarlene or http://www.myspace.com/darlenesworld
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:02:00 GMT

Darlene on the subject of smokin’

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Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 22:07:00 GMT

I've officially run very very low...

O.k., I thought that I'd let you all know that I've officially run very very low on booze, pills and cigarettes (the things that make me DAAAAAHLENE) and there seems to be a bit of a little glitch wit...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:19:00 GMT

It's wicked hawt out!

Hi everyone, I'm wicked sorry I haven't posted in a while but I've been partying and really puttin' em back if you know what I mean. My air conditioner broke (I think I pushed it out the window when ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 22:20:00 GMT

O.k. I know....

I know I haven't been around for a while but I can explain.I'm on this new medication and it's keeping me pretty speedy and runnin' around my apaaaaahtment busy with cleaning products and I've started...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:24:00 GMT

Hun.

I don't know if you all know this but I've put more clips of my brain up on the here MySpace.I put them up in the Comedy (If you can believe it) section of MySpace. I hope that you all can take a mom...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 19:42:00 GMT

This Is Unbelievable...

You're not going to believe me when I tell you this but, my ridiculous, filthy, welfare ridden, loud, rude and disgusting neighbors are moving. I don't know if it has to do with something I did, mayb...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:22:00 GMT

People Honkin' All The Time

O.k. so we all know it that people are fat and lazy when they don't want to get out of their car to knock on someone's door to get someone out of the house, but I mean, do they have to honk their horn...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:30:00 GMT

Fat People Knockin'

This morning I was woken up at 7 a.m. by some ridiculous fat jerk who's bangin' on the door of the sleaze ball who lives below me. He's bangin' and he's bangin' like he's gettin' this guy up to go wo...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:59:00 GMT

The Crazies...

What is the deal with all the crazies comin' in on me askin' me for matches and what time it is and all that? Honestly... Am I a insane person magnet or what? I need a drink...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 14:34:00 GMT