secret ops |
So I haven't been around much. Not to blog anyway.
For my loyal fans and friends let me explain a bit more about my disappearance.
For the last three weeks I have been embedded in a military ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:06:00 GMT |
Who is it going to be? |
I'm currently at 299 friends. Who is going to be the 300th friend? Will they get any special treatment? Only time will tell. **edit**Ok, some asshole is no longer my friend. So Moonbeam, ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:58:00 GMT |
What Disney ride aaaargh you? |
What Disney Ride Are You? Pirates of the CaribbeanYou're kind of slow and damp, but at least you're drunk on rum! You're Pirates of the Caribbean!!Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThin...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 18:46:00 GMT |
Gone Crabbin' |
So by now you know I'm a Jewish crab. Let me tell you something you probably don't need to know.... The other day I went to a bris. If you don't know what a bris is, look it up. It's not a pretty pict...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 16:30:00 GMT |
Bastards |
When I was at the grocery store today I was followed around by the meat-department guy... he kept saying I belong in the tank with the other crabs. I pinched him, then he grabbed two section of claws ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 18:09:00 GMT |
original ideas |
I tend to become kinda crabby (pardon the pun) when people don't seem to have any original thoughts in their head. All they do is recycle a behavior of someone else, adopting it as their own. For exam...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:03:00 GMT |
Bat Mitzvahs |
Oy Vey! I went to a bat mitzvah the other night. It was crazy. You wouldn't believe how many chubby 15 year old boys I had to pinch in order to be not eaten. They didn't realize that I am not on the m...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:48:00 GMT |
