I am actually a Christmas Dog. I am 5 years old and I will kill upon command! Don't try to attack my master because I will attack you and then hump you for laughs after you are lying on the floor motionless. I have no problems drinking a bunch of water and then showing you how much water I just drank. The same goes for food. I am pretty much a Big Deal...that is why they call me Big Red!!
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