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Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz)

Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz)

About Me

READ MY BLOGS. THEN YOU'LL GET TO KNOW MY PERSONALITY. If not, this is a brief over view of me. I'm basically the hungriest girl you'll ever meet.I LOVE food.If you notice in my photos....I'm usually at a restaurant, either about to eat, just ate, or am eating. And, I'm being completely serious. I'm THE most luckiest person you'll ever meet. My friends call me the charmed one caz I always get what I want, and not only that, I've had a few close calls/near death experiences, my life I can honestly say is never boring. I always love trying new things. So, every time you talk to me, you'll find I've found something new and interesting to do. I'm incredibly animated, I'll probably remind you of many Japanese animated characters. Someone randomly said that I remind them of Hello Kitty.. Which, I STILL have no clue as to why......*sighThis is my cute sideThis is my bad side Favorite Quotes: "They say that light is faster than the speed of sound.....which explains why people seem smart until they speak." Daughter: Mom, what about people who are liked for who they are on the inside? Aren't there people who are loved for the beauty within? Mother: No, honey, only ugly people say that.My personal Quote: Everything is legal until you're caughtMY FUNNY ASIAN BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

Singing, Dancing, doing something sporty (currently rock climbing and I've joined a volley ball team), watching movies, writing stories/blogs, rock concerts, trying new and different restaurants.

I'd like to meet:

Hey, as long as you're cool, and get my sense of humor, then great.I Love this retarded short film. It's SOOO stupid that it cracks me up!! ..

Music:

Bands I love: BREAKING BENJAMIN, BLINDSIDE, ATREYU, SHINEDOWN, 10 YEARS, NURAL, FINCH, ANBERLIN, Fuel, Skye Sweetnam, Def Leopard, Brand New, MARVELOUS 3, Save Ferris, Staind, The Used, Coheed and Cambria, 12 Stones, Saosin, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance, Three Days Grace, Story Of the Year, Audiovent, Injected, Chevelle, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Hoobastank, Armor For Sleep, Queen, Incubus, Falling Up ..... Others: Mariah Carey, Marc Broussaud, Avril Lavigne,Ciara, Chicago, Shanice, Steve Winwood, Amy Grants, Kelly Clarkson, Pre-Bleached skinned Michael Jackson.

Movies:

Harold and Kumar ("Shit, I left my cell phone." says Kumar. "You wanna run back and get it?" asks Harold. [a long pause as Kumar seriously contemplates on making a crucial decision, standing only a few feet away from their door of their apartment] "No way man, we've gone way too far."-Kumar), Secret, UNDERWORLD I & II, HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (Anime Movie), CONSTANTINE, KUNG FU HUSTLE, ACE VENTURA 1 & 2, THE FRIGHTENERS, FIFTH ELEMENT, Hoodwinked, Lake House, The Village, Amelie, While You Were Sleeping, Christmas in Boston, Super Troopers, Borat, Harry Potter movies, This Time Around, Corpse Bride, Hitch, Amelie, Emperor's New Groove, Ultra Violet, The Sweetest Thing, Practical Magic, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Sixth Sense, Love Actually, Bridget Jone's Diary 1 &2, All I Wanna Do, Midsummer Night's Dream, Pride & Prejudice, Emma, While You Were Sleeping, The Craft, Never been Kissed, Miss Congeniality, Robots, Napoleon Dynamite, Sleeping Beauty, Spiderman 1 and 2, Blade I (the rest sucked ass), Clueless, Down with Love, Robinhood Men in Tights, Jet Li movies, Marx Brother movies, Guys and Dolls, 7 Brides for 7 Brother's, Judy Garland Movie's, anime's (Kano Kare, Hano yori Dango, Please Teacher, etc.).....Man, I love way too many to even list.

Television:

PSYCH!!! (it's on USA, it's a TOTAL must see),Ghost Whisperer, Ugly Betty, MONK, Scrubs, Veronica Mars, Rachel Ray, My Boys, Dr. Know (Discovery Health), Gilmore Girls, Good Girls Don't, Modern Girls Guide, Fuse

Books:

LOVE books, can't sleep at night unless I read something. LOVE the dictionary/thesaurus (I just believe that a lot of different ppl can get a broader perspective of what you're talking about if you know a lot of words to describe even just one thing, that could open another person's eyes in a whole other perspective), Underworld, Jane Austin's novels (Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Emma....etc), Julia Quinn, George Orwell, Karen L. King, J.K. Rowling (I read all five, but I only like 3 and 4, so far).

Heroes:

My Parents and my closest friends. If I could, I'd keep you guys in a little glass case and forever keep you there.... in a non-psychotic or masochistic kind of way.... muahaha *she evily chortles*.... no no really, I wouldn't... I promise!

My Blog

On Fire

This is just a random thought... I actually laughed to myself outloud.  Luckily, no one was watching.  Ever have those moments where you think of something INCREDIBLY hilarious....well, in Y...
Posted by Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz) on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:25:00 PST

Memory Lane....

Just wanted to repost one of my memorable blogs... If you have time and care to read them.  I've gotten pretty great feedback from them.   BEES! OHHHHH MAN!!  I saw the MOST hilar...
Posted by Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz) on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

NEW YEAR'S GOALS

Ok, here are my current unselfish goals for the next year that will somehow do good for all mankind:   1) Get my Buell Blast 2007 Motorcycle....... Birthday gift to myself, from myself, and ...
Posted by Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz) on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

My Car

  I tell you, the world works in mysterious ways.  I definitely think I have a persuasive nature when it comes to things that I want.  My maturity level and agressive attitude when get...
Posted by Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz) on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:53:00 PST

JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS...REALLY....

I SWEAR, today was one of THOSE days.  You know, the ultimate luck-less, disconcerting, hair molting, teeth clenching, wallowing in self pity, sadomasochistic kind of days where there's...
Posted by Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz) on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:16:00 PST

BEES!

OHHHHH MAN!!  I saw the MOST hilarious thing the other day.  Have you ever seen a person being chased by a bee?  I SWEAR, it's like watching Jim Carey in "Me, Myself, and Irene" fi...
Posted by Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz) on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:44:00 PST

NEVER ENDING AMUSEMENTS IN MY LIFE

  I swear, I had the funniest thing that just happened.  So, I'm at work as I write this, and I called one of my customer's company to get urgent information about their shipment, and a man ...
Posted by Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz) on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:43:00 PST

TELEPHONE ISSUES

So, I'm sitting at my work desk, and I hear this automated voice, "Would you like to leave a voice message?" followed by another voice, "No." "Would you like to leave a voice message?" "No......" Irr...
Posted by Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz) on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:37:00 PST

Medieval Times

I had so much fun last night at the Medieval Times. All of the waiting and the worrying had come to a final when going to this event. I LOVE certain cheesy places when it comes to entertainment, and t...
Posted by Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz) on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED? THE MYSTERIES OF THE MALE SPECIES.

Ok, so, I was at the gas station trying to fill my tank, and this gross, "My Name is Earl"-type, mullet haired, low class, "Dog the Bounty Hunter"-looking man starts whistling at m...
Posted by Jotei Houseki (Empress Jewelz) on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:11:00 PST