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Sir Baymont of the Dirty South

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About Me

I am a stay at home dad with an autistic child. His name is charlie Jack Johannsen Brownson Balak. He can't tie his shoes, but he is one hell of an accountant.

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My Interests

Drinkin' PBR in my Camaro with Tammy. I enjoy Producing and enginerring music. When I am upset I like to drive out to the local flour mill and Dance one off. Just like Kevin Bacon in foot loose.

I'd like to meet:

Homer simpson, Satan, God, The junkyard dog, Slim Mackeral,Vince Vaughn, Owen wilson, Jack Black, Hulk Hogan, KIT the car from Knight Rider.

Music:

Def Leopard and that type of shit. Dio, Randy Rhodes, Black Sabbath, Fu manchu, Mastodon, Saxon, Poison the well, the Beach Boys, Def Jam artist circa 85 to 90, Cherrywine, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Dan the Automator, Prince Paul, Danny Boone, General Patton and the Unicorns, Air Supply, Drive by Truckers, Roguish Armamnet, Danny Diablo, Teddy Pendergrass, Barry White, Outkast, Goodie Mob, N.W.A., Dre, Snoop, Neptunes, Mozart, Bach, Thin Lizzy, The meters, Jackson 5, Rare Earth, Blood SWeat and Tears, Big Wreck, Aesop Rock, House of Pain, Johnny Paycheck. Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Bjork, Deftones, My Hotel Year, The Police, THe disco 3, Murphy's law, Sstem of a down, Goodnight Insomniacs, Telegram, Jay Z's Black album, Kayne West, Beastie Boys, Queen, De la Soul, Mad Lion, Krs one, Jeff BUckley, 3rd bass, Dredg, tribe called quest, Fatlip, Pharcyde, hieroglyphics crew, shannon wright, TEAM SLEEP, THE ELECTRIC SIX, WEERD SCIENCE, danko jones, LA COKA NOSTRA

Movies:

Happiness,Casa Blanca,Big Trouble in little China,Bottle Rocket,Matchstick Men,Super Troopers,Lord of the Rings 1-3,X-men1@2,Sixteen Candles,Tombstone,BraveHeart,Ice Pirates, The Dirt Bike Kid, The natural, Rocky, Rambo, Romancing the Stone, Jewel of the Nile, Magnolia, Memento, Fight Club, Gladiator, pi, IGBY GOES DOWN, I heart huckabees, Payback, Friday, Boyz in the Hood, Casino, Goodfellas, Swingers, Made,Dodgeball,Zoolander, the Legend of Ron Burgundy,Escape from New York,Airplane1@2,Naploean Dynamite, Wedding Crashers. I could go on forever.

Television:

The Shield, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Discovery channel in general, 24,Rescue me, Cartoon network, Dukes of Hazzard,wsop, Family Guy, American Dad, Comedy central.

Books:

Ugly americans is what I am reading now.

Heroes:


Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?

You are Uncle Rico and could throw a football over them mountains.
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My Blog

Quick Hate

31. The Nextel Chirp. Holy shit. I really don't need to hear that and the dumbass redneck conversation that comes after it. Just stop. 32. The Korn loving/Raver/Hip-Hop/Metal/Reggae/Rock looking guy. ...
Posted by Sir Baymont of the Dirty South on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 07:20:00 PST

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I am finally writing a stupid blog. These are some things I hate. 1. I hate Tevas and Birkenstocks. Your feet are gross. Yeah I'm talking to you hippie. 2. Mertosexuals. Sorry Carbone 3.Coffee shops a...
Posted by Sir Baymont of the Dirty South on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:36:00 PST