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Yates (I'm Kind of a Big Deal)

I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well

About Me

I am rad. I am married. I am Catholic. I am out of shape. I am smart. I am 6 feet tall. I am a homeowner. I am funny. I love my wife. I have 2 cats. I have a Cadillac. I have a Tahoe. I have a red room. I have 4 sisters and a brother. I have many films. I love my family. I like Mexican Food. I like the mountains. I like being scared. I like Diet Mountain Dew. I like philosophy. I like abstract. I like cigars. I like missionary position. I love the Broncos. I admire selfless people. I admire my fathers. I admire integrity. I admire art and artists of all kind. I love America. I despise careless drivers. I despise fakeness. I despise ignorance and hypocracy. I despise labels. I love my wife (you get 2 loves baby). I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

My Interests

Killing stuff, horticulture, raquetball, blood sacrifices to the pagan overlords (glorified killing of stuff), squirrel covers, the Yeti, becoming a grandmother. I also collect spores, molds, and fungus.

I'd like to meet:

I have the greatest, most selfless life partner imaginable, so nothing left to desire there. My life is pretty full. I have a small handful of friends that I keep as close as possible and not alot of time for too much else.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Isis, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Radiation 4, Modest Mouse, Dillinger Escape Plan, Helmet, Mastodon, QOTSA, Converge, Portishead, Kid Dakota, Depeche Mode, Fantomas, The Mars Volta, At The Drive In, Sigur Ros, The Shins, The Kinks, Denali, Rolling Stones, Old Cave In, Slayer, Darkest Hour, Journey, Rival Schools, New Order, Quicksand, Modest Mouse, Atmoshpere, Between the Buried and Me, Gwar, Damien Rice, Glass Casket, Bjork, Pre-Vanity Eighteen Visions, Angelo Badlamenti, Public Image Ltd., Supermachiner, De Facto, Bloodhound Gang, Del, James Taylor, Led Zeppelin, Captain Beefheart, Coalesce, Gravediggaz, Massive Attack, Tricky, John Coltrane, The Pixies, Codeseven, Burnt By the Sun, Remembering Never, The Traveling Wilburys, Westside Connection......I could go on forever.The Greatest Song of All Time is "The Stroke" by Billy Squier - 100% Pure Fucking Rock

Movies:

Snatch, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Kill Bill Volume 1 & 2, The Godfather I, II, and III, Rushmore, The Goonies, Napoleon Dynamite, Coming to America, Garden State, Beetlejuice, The Royal Tenenbaums, V For Vendetta, Anything Tim Burton, Anything with Bill Murray, Lot's of horror flicks but especially anything that has the words Texas and Chainsaw in it, Fight Club, Team America, I guess I could go on forever with this list too.....

Television:

Rescue Me, Cheap Seats, Family Guy, South Park, Sopranos, Seinfeld, King of Queens, Modern Marvels, Mr. Show, Chappelle, Law & Order SVU, American Chopper, Three Sheets, Mythbusters, but more than anything I watch sports and sports related shows almost 24/7, Twin Peaks is the best show ever

Books:

I only read when I have lot's of spare time, which isn't too often, but I like: Chuck Palahniuk, Brett Easton Ellis, Vonegut, P.G. Wodehouse, and a pretty varied collection of different books. My favorite book of all time is A Confederacy of Dunces. Right now I'm reading (perusing in a more appropriate word) the Complete Far Side by Gary Larson.

Heroes:

Bill Murray, He-Man/Prince Adam, Tony Kornheiser