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R is for Renee... Renee.. Teresa Graham to be exact. I'm a wild, passionate, caring, loving, fun, playful, serious, artistic, generous, unconditional, sarcastic, stingy, mean, silly, stupid, smart, and just plane out a beautiful person. Hope you get to see all the sides of me, I am a diamond with many facets!
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BABY CARRIE WITH GUS "SHARING A MOMENT"
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++++++++++++++++++++++++ ************************************************************ *****SOME FUN AND NOT SO FUN FACTS ABOUT RENEE AND HER PERSONALITY  I was born in Fort Brag home of the Army Rangers where my father trained helicopter pilots.  I lived in North Carolina, Savannah Georgia, San Juan Puerto Rico, Memphis TN, and now the greater Minneapolis area of MN.  I learned to Scuba Dive when I lived in San Juan Puerto Rico when I was in the 7th and 8th grade; I got to learn from a Navy frogman stationed out of Roosevelt Roads Navel Station.  I was married for about 8 years. Been divorced for too long to ever say I was married.  I moved to Minneapolis about 4 years ago to be closer to my Grandmother and Father.  I have a real cool niece name Caroline she is the love of my heart.  I do not believe in that I cannot confirm exists.  I think entirely too much about other people.  I watch way too much TV.  I love to photograph and one day pray to be a professional or to go back to school and become a college professor.  I like flowers and little birds and ladybugs.  Violets, Violas, Iris and purple roses are my favorite.  I support the legalization of Cannabis  I have a strong opinion on what to do with the rapist and child molesters of the world, it may not be considered “humane” but then why should we treat people with no regard for human life humanly?  Nixon was not a bad president he just got caught.  I should have been a screen star actress from the golden age of Hollywood.  In a former life I was a wizard, and no I don’t mean the Mickey Mouse kind.  I rhyme all the time. It is really quite silly.  I have a bazaar personality. I get even wackier (yes that is possible) when I don’t smoke herbs!  I don’t like my choices for presidential candidate so I will make fun of both of them equally!  I have lots of dreams that show me things that will happen, things that can happen and things that the spirits are trying to tell me.  My grandfather worked for Hams Brewery, he was in the canning department! Beer runs in the blood!  I am German, Jewish from my mother’s side, and add in a little Scottish, Irish and Danish from my fathers side… I’m American.  I like Mexican food, Italian food and cheeseburgers with onion rings.  Things I miss about the south, polite people, people that mean what they say, Sweet tea, corn bread, Back Yard Burger, real BBQ. Kim and Ronnie  Things I don’t miss about the south Thugs selling crack on the street corner, uneducated people.  I find that friendliness is not the same as friendship.  I laugh at what is the hypocrisy better known as mankind. And sometimes people just annoy the shit out of me.  My favorite colors are purple, ultramarine blue, crimson red, black, white, neutral 5 gray.  My favorite soda is Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.  My favorite beer is Leinenkugel’s Honey Weis  My favorite mixed drink varies but I do lean toward frozen margaritas and daiquiris.  I was raised in a Lutheran home in the Dixie south raised by Yankee northern parents and went to a Baptist high school.  My mother is studying to be a Lutheran minister, and I am a practicing free form something, (which means that I do not believe in organized religion, no one group of people can tell me what is correct and how to believe)  Dog is God spelled backwards and my dog don’t need your money neither does my God or Goddess.  I talk to dead people, and yes they do reply.  When I grow up I want to be a pirate! We all can pretend can’t we?  When I was a little girl I either played that I was a teacher, or a movie star. I used to also pretend that I was Johnny Carson doing interviews.  When I was young I had no idea what a fuck up life this would be, but who did?  Being a party icon is not all it is cracked up to be, but then so are a lot of things.  It is a terrible burden to always be correct. But I hate to say I told you so.  I could spend all day photographing what you call nothing.  I enjoy the studies of religion, philosophy, and psychology  I made average grades in grade school and high school, but honors in college.  I studied music and played the clarinet as well as other instruments, and sang in the church and college chorus.  I give my heart and friendship too freely.  I dislike the heat, and frigid cold. Give me 75-degree weather and I am happy!  I love to swim as well as anything else next to the water.  Don’t get on my bad side because bad things usually happen and I usually have nothing at all to do with it. It just happens that way, I think it might be karmic laws, but have no solid “scientific” proof.  I live in American I should not have to press 2 for another language. American should be my only choice. My only choice for money is the U.S. Dollar so my only choice for language should be American.  I used to own guns, and yes I have shot someone, no I don’t joke.  Suicide runs in the family, both my grandmother and her son died from suicide.  Stupid people should not allow to breed.  Smart people should be rewarded for not breading. My tax dollars should stop giving crack hoes a chance to sit at home and do more crack. Aid is a hand up not a hand out.  I miss Vicki, and my Uncle Jon  I love to hug and snuggle, but do lack a person to hug right now.  I am a little scared that any security that I manage to acquire in my life will be ripped out of my hands, as it has in past occasions in my life.  I can smell a lie from over a 1000 miles away.  I was a Girl Scout and a top cookie sales person!  I am the oldest of 3 girls. The first sister is almost 9 years younger and the second is 13years younger.  I am the only one that is a confirmed Lutheran of my mother’s daughters.  Educated women are legacies on both sides of my family.  I spend most of my time alone.  Rock and roll will never get old and neither will I!  I want to live on a mountain over looking the ocean with in walking distance to my own beach.  I wish I was more athletic but I don’t seem to want to get up to run a marathon either!  I try to not be so jaded and cynical about life but it is hard to do after the things that have happened.  I am a survivor or rape.  I am a survivor of domestic violence. (Neither was by the same person or the reason for my divorce)  Speaking of divorce, I still have not decided if I have done the right thing, but 13 years later there is no going back now.  I like chocolate, lobster and cheesecake, but not necessarily all together! Giggle  Hold your friends close and your enemies closer.  Never burn a bridge you may need it later in life to get back to the other side of the river, just remove a plank or two so you can repair it when you need forgiveness.  The prodigal daughter has returned  I like puppy dogs, butterflies, panda bears, teddy bears, and boys.  The purpose of this woman is to love a man, now to find one is the issue.  Vicki and myself used to have a dream to drive around the United States even up to Alaska; I still hope to do that one day.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Once I call you a friend and have placed my heart into your hands for youto guard and protect means I 'trust you' to know when to take me literallyand figuratively ...andto never take my words out of context because if you do...and my heart slips through your fingers and drops to the floor...you have just become nothing else to me but a sorrowful regret...who never really listened to me at all.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~