gag |
Why do people here smell so bad? Do they not sell deodorant here? Maybe I should open a deodorant store instead!! Or do they just dont even know that they smell??? The damn bus smells like rancid vege...
Posted by em on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:02:00 PST |
first day of life in tpe |
I woke up at like 5:30am cuz of jetlag and hunger. I ate and watched tv hoping to fall back asleep but didnt. Went out around 1pm to pick up a cell phone. walked out of the house already SWEATY and an...
Posted by em on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:52:00 PST |
yes or no |
Should i cut my hair short again?? ...
Posted by em on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:36:00 PST |
hee hee heee hee |
Parking $5 Admission $10 Geek of the week $20 Laughing my ass off....PRICELESS!!...
Posted by em on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST |
Quarter century crisis |
25 years old. I don't really feel any older...but I definately dont feel any younger. Just maybe not where I hoped my life would be by now. I was a mess at 19, a mess at 21...and my life is stil...
Posted by em on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:04:00 PST |
another year gone |
somewhat of a productive year:new skills :1jobs: 0boyfriends lost:1boyfriends gained: 0friends lost: 0friends gained: a fewlbs lost: 0lbs gained: better that you dont knownew experiences: rosarito (wh...
Posted by em on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST |
FOBs |
We call new ppl to the states FOB...they dont know the culture, the language,etc. I keep calling the locals here FOBs..but thats not right. They live here, they're just locals. So..wait, does that mak...
Posted by em on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:26:00 PST |
taiwan girls make me sick |
as if i didnt feel fat enought in LA. I feel 10x more obese here. damn girls here are so skinny. its ridiculous. their thighs are the size of my calves...and their arms are the size of my wrists...
Posted by em on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST |
I hope I didnt eat dog |
I went to some place to eat noodles for lunch. The place smelled like wet dog. Im a little concerned.
Posted by em on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:21:00 PST |
late night emilie buffet |
Buzzing in my ear. *smack*!! missed.
TOO LATE.
Already feasted on me. one on my foot, one on my arm.
1:16 am.
MOTHER FUCKER.
Gave up hunting for it around 3am.
Hope it enjoyed its last meal.
Hope its ...
Posted by em on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST |
