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J. Keller

This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's out there.

About Me

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I'm totally awesome and I haven't worn underwear in years! (:

My Interests

Spending time with family & friends, golf, spinnin' records, record shopping, live music, traveling, chips and salsa, driving, camping, hiking, going to movies, staying in and renting movies, the internets, cooking, Japanese cuisine, drinkin' milk, eatin' cereal, baseball, college football, really good veggie pizza, wakeboarding, swimming, jumping off of things into water, Madden 2008, more driving, boating, chai tea, a medium-rare ribeye, dancin' to my favorite DJ's and electronic music, throwing up the devil horns and rockin' out to my favorite bands, getting a good nights sleep, scrabble and 80's Pop Culture!

I'd like to meet:

Friends of old and new...Anyone that can get me in the Playboy Mansion...People that laugh when someone farts...People that aren't afraid to look and be foolish...and Suzi Horn, bassist from "Prinzhorn Dance School".

Music:

Hot Chip, Bob Marley, Bloc Party, Uffie, Mylo, John Dahlback, Erol Alkan, John Tejada, Boys Noize, James Zabiela, 2Pac, A Tribe Called Quest, Outkast, Journey(with Steve Perry), Styx, Depeche Mode, Ben Harper, The Beastie Boys, Kanye, Interpol, Jay-Z, Gabriel & Dresden, The Pharcyde, Radiohead, LCD Soundsystem, Fischerspooner, Hall & Oates, Huey Lewis & the News, The Chemical Brothers, The Pixies, The Dead Milkmen, Bad Religion, The Cars, Cringer, J Church, The Descendents, N.W.A., Souls of Mischeif, Public Enemy, Duran Duran, Switch aka Dave Taylor, Lostep, Cagedbaby, Thievery Corporation, We Are Scientists, Teddybears STHLM, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beta Band, Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg, Arctic Monkeys, Simian, Justice, Digitalism, Habersham, Surkin, Deep Dish, The Juan Maclean, MSTRKRFT, Para One, Minitel Rose, Thomas Schumacher, Axwell, Eric Prydz, Hiroki Esashika, Rex the Dog, James Holden, Nathan Fake, Tiga, Tiefschwarz, Chris Lake, Goldfrapp, Coburn, Radioslave, The Klaxons, Royksopp and anything/everything 80's!!!

Movies:

Romancing the Stone, The Karate Kid, All Indiana Jones flicks, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Joe Dirt, The Exorcist, Happy Gilmore, Chasing Amy, Better off Dead, ...any and all 80's movies, I would watch them all day every day if I could!!!

Television:

Heroes, Entourage, Californication, Flight of the Conchords, Weeds, Top Chef, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, My Name is Earl, Studio 60, Seinfeld, Iron Chef, House, Lost, Saturday Night Live, Anything on the Discovery Channel, Anything on the History Channel, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Minnesota Twins games, College Football, Sportscenter, Deal or No Deal, Simpsons, Family Guy and last but not least the always hilarious nightly Phoenix News broadcasts.

Books:

Everything by Alex Garland, Dan Brown, J.D. Salinger and Kurt Vonnegut!

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad, My older Brother, My younger Brother, My younger Sister, My Grandparents