I am a big smokey boy who likes to sleep on people's faces and purr a lot and sniff your breath. I love to howl, epecially when people are in the shower-- they worry me with that shower shit! Don't they know that water will KILL THEM!?! I also have a lot of Douglas fur and I am as big as a horse.
My name is DOUG 'cause my previous mom named him after our friend who was from Alaska. He lived in the basement and ate like 2 lbs of hamburger and a bag of Tater Tots at one go. Now the name's just kind of stuck with me. I guess the amount of food consumed is about right.
