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mpbaileymp

Seadog 11. Steel Reserve. Magnum 40.

About Me

Much wine had passed, with grave discourse Of who fucks who, and who does worse (Such as you usually do hear From those that diet at weatherspoons), When I, who still take care to see Drunkenness relieved by lechery, Went out into St. James's Park To cool my head and fire my heart. But though St. James has the honor on it, it is consecrate to prick and cunt. There, by a most incestuous birth, Strange woods spring from the teeming earth; For they relate how heretofore, When ancient Pict behan to whore, Deluded of his assignation (Jilting, it seems, was then in fashion), Poor pensive lover, in this place Would frig upon his mother's face; Whence rows of mandrakes tall did rise Whose lewd tops fucked the very skies. Each imitative branch does twine In some loved fold of Aretine, And nightly now beneath their shade Are buggeries, rapes, and incests made. Unto this all-sin-sheltering grove Whores of the bulk and the alcove, Great ladies, chambermaids, and drudges, The ragpicker, and heiress trudges. Carmen, divines, great lords, and tailors, apprentices, poets, pimps, and jailers, Footmen, fine fops do here arrive, And here promiscuously they swive. sordid veracity. raw yank. ennui living. lambeth, merton, west sussex, norfolk, new mexico, wandsworth, illinois, death. seadogs 4eva. seen. scene. xxx. Myspace Layouts ..
You Are 62% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! How American Are You

My Interests

binge drinking and i also quite like politics and history

I'd like to meet:

david cameron, shakira, triple h, tanya from eastenders and lila copilova from strictly come dancing .. ..
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Obese Poet.

Where You Lived: Burma.

How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life? this "shit" was filmed on me street bloods init

Music:

R. Kelly or the Horrors

Movies:

the good the bad and the ugly, a matter of life and death, the terminator, the wild bunch, last of the mohicans, aguirre; wrath of god, the proposition, the searchers, mr smith goes to washington, giant, the best years of our lives, stroszek, rear window, the libertine, the maltese falcoln, downfall

Television:

nip/tuck, the shield, rome, desperate housewives, daily politics, 24, shameless, lost, the apprentice, cheers, this week, wrestling, E.R, maury povich, sharpe, roots, question time, angel, buffy, conan o brian, star trek, arrested development, frasier, big brothers big mouth

Books:

ric flairs autobiography, mick foleys autobiographys, the american presidents, stone cold steve austins autobiography, 1984

Heroes:

john wilmot, winston churchill, alan sugar, jenna bush, spencer perceval, vic makey, shane magowan, franklin roosevelt, triple h, the ultimate warrior, but mainly rocky balboa for ending the cold war .. width="425" height="350" ....

My Blog

springer, jerry

hey love. i went to jerry springer today, it was good shit, some redneck fuckers and some poofters fighting and shit. i went to tricha when i was younger and shes a cunt compared to jerry, hes one of ...
Posted by mpbaileymp on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

bare yank

hey you guys. i really hope everyone is really well and full of gods love and shit. i am in chi town now and i bought a computer machine. so lets talk its nice. safe. seen. scene. xxx
Posted by mpbaileymp on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST