Valentine the Destroyer

PLEASE NOTE: I WILL AUTOMATICALLY DENY YOUR FRIEND REQUEST IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE DECENCY TO SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST. I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. IF YOU CAN'T AT LEAST INTRODUCE YOURSELF, DO NOT WASTE MY TIME. IF YOU DO MESSAGE ME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, USE FULL SENTENCES. I AM FULLY AWARE THAT THERE IS A LITERACY PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY. GO KILL THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
And by the way, just because you do send me a message is no guarantee, either.
No, I do not own a webcam, nor do I care to see yours. You don't need to be a gynecologist to see that something's wrong with that thing. No, I do not want to work for your escort service. I was raised better than that, and that invitation will not get you on my good side, or my back, for that matter. No, I do not care if your friend Brittany has just moved to town and is looking to meet some people. It's far easier to make friends when your free time isn't all spent trying to retrieve your panties from some stranger's ceiling fan. Yes, I think your band sucks, and you have overused the random adjectives in the name of your band. It's music, not Mad Libs. No, I don't want to "party" with you, nor do I think that "party" should be used as a verb. I'll get that out of the way now, so don't even bother to ask.
You will probably hate me when you first meet me. Most people do. I'm kind of rough around the edges, a die-hard cynic, and can be a sarcastic harpy at times. I take delight in my petty torments. What can I say? It's just another creative outlet, if nothing else. Give me a chance to grow on you. If you can deal with my sense of humor, I can actually be quite entertaining.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Birthday: September 15th
Birthplace: Englewood, NJ
Current Location: Hollywood, FL(come join us on the Anna Nicole Death Tour!)
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, but I play guitar left-handed
Your Heritage: I'm a mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Either my flip flops or my orange gardening clogs, ala Mario Batali
Your Weakness: Intelligent conversation
Your Fears: doctors
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian, or buffalo chicken if it's done right
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To quit smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I have absolutely no desire to use IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Coffee...
Your Best Physical Feature: Depends on who you ask. Either my eyes or my lips
Your Bedtime: Sleep is for the puny!
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandma
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King - never eat at a place run by a clown
Single or Group Dates: Date? People still do that?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'll brew my own, thank you, but if it's bottled, it's AriZona
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: yes
Do you Smoke: I'm trying to quit
Do you Swear: way too much
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Quite possibly
Do you want to get Married: no. Marriage is nothing more than a tax break in this day and age.
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: At the moment, yes.
Are you a Health Freak: no, unless you mean the "health club"(AKA - IHOP)
Do you get along with your Parents: Well...my mom, at least
Do you like Thunderstorms: absolutely
Do you play an Instrument: I sing, and I'm learning guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have a bar in my living room.
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What's this date thing everyone keeps talking about? I should really try it sometime.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but that is a fantastic idea!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: of course
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I want one of those overly-dramatic Vincent Price deaths where you fall though a stained glass window
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm working on that right now. But who says I have to grow up? You're never too old to have a happy childhood.
What country would you most like to Visit:
Best Clothing Style: whatever's clean at the moment
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nothing illegal - when I broke my arm, I went through about six different painkillers, though.
Number of CDs I own: About 400 - I also have about 200 albums on vinyl
Number of Piercings: 31
Number of Tattoos: 13
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Life is too short for regrets
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