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i'm chris!!!.
I don't think this gives an accurate representation of me so I'll just throw something down;
I enjoy alot of things. I prefer life's small niceties, cup of tea in the morning, maybe when a room smells like limes, I like the way a beatdown or a good 2-step section can make a song, I like it alot.
I like wearing shorts, and especially walking around the house in my 'house shorts', a pair of FRESH moccasins, and a Your Demise hoody. It makes my weekends.
I like eating cereal at half 11 of a saturday morning, watching Soccer AM. My weekend's structured around three things; MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS and EVERTON FC. I love waking up on a Saturday or a Sunday and knowing where I'll be at 3pm that afternoon, standing in Goodison Park, screaming my head off. It really is the nuts. Y'know what else is the nuts? Ayegbeni Yakubu.
But off that point, I love Johnny Cash. I got a Johnny Cash Live At San Quentin tape when I was 8, I've wanted to play guitar since then. Neville Staples and Lynval Golding are the reason I listen to ska. Black Flag and more prominently, Henry Rollins influenced alot of what I listened to when I was younger. Strong convictions stoke me out, living for what you believe in. Be positive.
Also, I'm exceptinally proud to be scouse. This is the greatest city in the world, scouse isn't about how thick your accent is. It's just amazing, never deny where you're from.
Give me some chicken and a cerveza or two and I'm a happy lad.
Go on boy, brush yo' shoulders off. Get that dirt off yo' shoulder, boy.
I love making butterfly shapes with my hands, it makes my niece Sofia and my nephew Joseph giggle. They can't get enough of twiddling fingers. They're the greatest little kids in the world, bar none.
I like Fred Perry polo shirts. I like polo shirts in general. I bought a Le Tigre polo in New York City for $10. And it's awesome. I also like harrington jackets, black flag t-shirts and turned up jeans.
Hundred and ten percent, yeah.
Die trying :)
Overall, life's a proper beast.
I dislike the world's not so niceties. I REALLY dislike it when people can't accept a joke. I don't think people who think their life's bad; life's boss, stop being bummed out over NOTHING.
I also dislike town when I'm sober. I love Liverpool as a city, but town while sober, sucks, alot.
I also dislike when I have a 'blonde moment', which does occur, but alot of the time, I try and be on the money =).
I dislike the way pointless knowledge is, alot of the time, swept aside in society. IT SOMETIMES COMES INTO EFFECT.
things i proper heart
+ friends.
+ music.
+ bass.
+ guitar.
+ xclartxcorex outings.
+ reading.
+ friends ( ♥. )
+ rainbow bead bracelets from steph.
+ going to shows.
+ speaking english.
+ my mp3 player.
+ being gangsta as fuck.
+ dallas green (he makes me tingley in places I shouldn't be).
+ myspace.
+ MI FAMILIA POR VIDA.
+ dr pepper.
+ family guy.
+ pissing about.
+ leather-bound books.
+ anchorman.
+ dodgeball.
+ television shows.
+ having a good surrounding.
+ hugs.
+ hugs with women.
+ hugs with men.
+ hugs with various "other" species.
+ deep meaningful lyrics.
+ long walks on the beach.
+ everytime i die.
+ pink belts.
+ bright eyes.
+ black shirts.
+ dancing.
+ skanking.
+ moshing.
+ hardcore dancing with laura.
+ EVERTON FC.
+ the rain.
+ when drummers can play sick, double kick drum.
+ the phrase "freakin' idiot".
+ napolean dynomite.
+ tight 'fros and sweet moon boots.
+ absolutly sick sleeves.
+ the cold side of the pillow.
+ the smell of coffee houses.
+ old horror movies.
+ vincent price's voice.
+ elvis presley.
+ 1980's skateboarding videos.
+ films on war.
+ artists such as banksy.
+ america in the 1920's and 30's.
+ fists in the air.
+ misfits shoes plz.
+ the phrase "bothered much?".
+ journalism.
+ a nice, warm bowl of scouse.
+ spin kicks.
+ freakin' awesome beatdowns.
+ fist pumping.
+ floor punching.
+ clap-alongs.
+ abbreviations like nysxehxc.
+ regional idioms and dialect.
+ balsam tissues (they make my nose snuggly).
+ the nerazzuri.
things i proper don't heart
+ SMACKHEAD GIRLS.
+ being sick.
+ business teachers.
+ students.
+ annoying support bands.
+ people who focus too much on genre.
+ people who think they're proper boss.
+ when people add me and never comment.
+ breaking my bass.
+ scratching my cd's.
+ my hair being gay.
+ racists.
+ cockney accents.
+ cockneys in general.
+ waiting in the cold.
+ justin lee collins.
+ losing things.
+ typos.
+ when buttons come off your shirt.
+ desperate housewives.
+ falling over.
+ paedophiles teaching in my school.
+ when my throat feels icky.
+ the red shite.
+ when people talk shit about me.
+ and then don't say it to my face.
+ tinny, guitar sounds.
+ quim vocalists.
+ getting nagged at.
+ when people don't accept other ideals and cultures.
+ bad spelling.
+ the sense of regret.
+ romantic comedy films with the same story line.
+ this new brand of scandinavian "opera metal".
+ not having enough dollar to go to shows.
+ when bands cancel shows when I'm at the venue.
+ when people complain about being hurt in the pit.
+ new breed kids wearing slipknot and korn hoodies.
+ when people threaten my friends.
+ overtly immature people.
+ headaches.
+ samey nu-metal bands.
+ people who post pointless bulletins.
+ people who try and be all random and crazy!1!1!.
+ your nan.
+ the channel 4 news team, ron burgundy, champ kind (sports), brick tamland (weather), your man in the field, brian fantana, and tits mcgee.
+ DUNCAN FERGUSON,
+ FLAVA FLAV!
DALLAS MO'FUCKIN GREEN, BITCH.
Maybe you're never really living
till you've understood what death is
So I touched the human spirit with lyrics some say are breathless
It's that breathlessness that inspired my tired hand
To write these endless epilogues
that some call pretentious
Living verse existence surviving, verse thriving in an environment
Vitamin supplements and a government's removal of pensions retirement
Empty out your life savings cause your wife's handing that knife collection
Could have used some type of protection but you sliced through her midsection
Even though the sex was great you want belly thin
Didn't want to ruin the love canal and that's why you went too serried
And everyone's got your own opinion, ask your librarian about the alien
Legal aliens,
vegan terrorist
and all of the vegetarian activists
Male malchy and alchemists grab a fistful of calculus
pals
Who dissed over the lack of apple cum math-or-piss
Build but calluses on the phalluses of Alice and Wonderland-scapers
Put on your happy face, here comes the hand shakers
with sand paper gloves
They wanna jerk you off with,
to further off quick
Cause I prefer the soft lips of a whore's kiss
I lick my wounds and force my tongue into the opening
Communicating with infections that took residence when I broke my skin
I've learned their language
now my infectious speech gets sickening
But my poetry has become a scab lies just can't help picking
Tickling too many worldly fancies whimpering on my hands and knees
Crawling fast through laundry mats pilfering girlie's panties
Ya heard me?
Man please
I ain't take nothing without paying
except for school books and blank tapes
Throw in a can-a-pee from a canopy can a pee brain hit me in plain day
Are we game though we came
strange famous.
sage francis is awesome.
STRAIGHT OUTTA LAST.FM
+
hearts = seen live.
+ three inches of blood,
+ thirtysix crazyfists. ♥ ,
+ [atonal] ♥ ,
+ amen,
+ a billion ernies,
+ a call to arms,
+ a dozen furies,
+ a dead letter promise,
+ a life once lost,
+ abigail williams,
+ aiden ♥ ,
+ allfallsdown ♥ ,
+ atreyu,
+ as i lay dying,
+ afi,
+ alexisonfire ♥ ,
+ at the drive-in,
+ arch enemy,
+ arctic monkeys ♥
+ armor for sleep,
+ avenged sevenfold,
+ azriel,
+ bane,
+ beastie boys ♥ ,
+ between the buried and me,
+ biffy clyro,
+ black flag,
+ bleed the sky,
+ bloc party,
+ bloodlet,
+ blood has been shed,
+ billy talent,
+ bleeding through,
+ blur ♥ ,
+ boysetsfire,
+ brand new,
+ brides of destruction,
+ bring me the horizon,
+ bullet for my valentine ♥ ,
+ burnt by the sun,
+ chariots ♥ ,
+ chimaira,
+ circle takes the square,
+ city of caterpiller,
+ clapperz mixes,
+ clonethefragile ♥ ,
+ coheed and cambria,
+ comeback kid,
+ converge,
+ cypress hill,
+ dallas green,
+ darkest hour,
+ days in december ♥ ,
+ dead glamour girl,
+ dead kennedys,
+ death cab for cutie,
+ death from above nineteenseventynine ♥ ,
+ death threat,
+ deicide,
+ devo,
+ diecast,
+ dillinger escape plan,
+ dimmu borgir,
+ dizee rascal,
+ dopamine,
+ dri ♥ ,
+ drive like jehu,
+ drive like you stole it,
+ eighteen visons ♥ ,
+ emanuel ♥ ,
+ enter shikari,
+ envy,
+ every time i die,
+ faith no more,
+ faithless,
+ fallout boy,
+ fall of troy,
+ farse ♥ ,
+ fear before the march of flames,
+ finch,
+ finger eleven,
+ foolproof,
+ found dead hanging,
+ fugazi,
+ funeral for a friend ♥ ,
+ flogging molly ♥ ,
+ franz ferdinand ♥ ,
+ freya,
+ from autumn to ashes,
+ from first to last,
+ g-unit,
+ get cape wear cape fly ♥,
+ give up the ghost,
+ glassjaw,
+ goldie lookin' chain,
+ h20,
+ halifax,
+ hatebreed,
+ head automatica,
+ hell is for hereos,
+ hellogoodbye,
+ hiding with girls ♥ ,
+ himsa,
+ hopesfall,
+ hot hot heat ♥ ,
+ hot water music,
+ hundred reasons,
+ isis,
+ it dies today,
+ jetplane landing,
+ jeromes dream,
+ ji ♥ ,
+ jimmy eat world,
+ johnny cash,
+ kill kenada,
+ killswitch engage,
+ krunk krue,
+ lamb of god,
+ lars frederiksen and the bastards ♥ ,
+ less than jake,
+ lifelong tradgedy,
+ li'l john,
+ lobe ♥ ,
+ lostprophets,
+ lynchpin ♥ ,
+ machine head,
+ madness,
+ mad sin ♥ ,
+ manntis,
+ mars volta,
+ martyr ad,
+ mc hammer,
+ mc lars,
+ megadeth,
+ merauder,
+ metallica,
+ million dead ♥ ,
+ minor threat,
+ misery signals ♥ ,
+ moby,
+ motion city soundtrack,
+ most precious blood,
+ motley crue,
+ m.o.p,
+ my chemical romance,
+ my life in the making,
+ my son my executioner,
+ nora,
+ norma jean,
+ nofx,
+ nwa,
+ obsolete ♥ ,
+ open hand,
+ orchid,
+ ogun ♥ ,
+ owen ♥ ,
+ pantera,
+ papa roach,
+ penknifelovelife,
+ philipe glass,
+ pig destroyer,
+ poison the well,
+ project xxx,
+ public enemy,
+ rage against the machine,
+ rancid,
+ reach the sky,
+ reach for the sky,
+ red hot chili peppers,
+ reuben ♥ ,
+ refused,
+ reversal of man,
+ richboy,
+ rise against,
+ rocket from the crypt,
+ roots manuva ♥ ,
+ sage francis,
+ saosin,
+ saves the day,
+ scoreoneforsafety,
+ senses fail,
+ shadows fall,
+ shai hulud,
+ shapeofmyaddiction ♥ ,
+ shotblue,
+ shot down stars,
+ sikth,
+ silverstein ♥ ,
+ somewhere inbetween ♥ ,
+ slayer,
+ slipknot,
+ sparks lights and flames ♥ ,
+ steve reich,
+ still remains,
+ story of the year,
+ stretch armstrong,
+ strung out,
+ superjoint ritual,
+ taking back sunday,
+ terror,
+ the ataris,
+ the black maria ♥ ,
+ the bled ♥ ,
+ the blood brothers,
+ the bravery,
+ the bronx ♥ ,
+ the chariot,
+ the clash,
+ the distillers,
+ the down and outs ♥ ,
+ the exploited,
+ the explosion,
+ the futureheads,
+ the get up kids,
+ the hope conspiracy,
+ the hunt for ida wave,
+ the hurt process ♥ ,
+ the juliana theory,
+ the kinison,
+ the misfits,
+ the murder of rosa luxembourg,
+ the number twelve looks like you,
+ the promise,
+ the promise ring,
+ the rise,
+ the specials,
+ the streets,
+ the strokes,
+ the transplants,
+ the used,
+ the vines,
+ thinkfastcharlie ♥ ,
+ throwdown,
+ thursday,
+ trivium,
+ underoath,
+ unearth,
+ urgency,
+ usurp synapse,
+ viking skull ♥ ,
+ walls of jericho,
+ xii hundred arrows,
+ xzibit,
+ zao,
+ zyklon.
chopper.
walk the line.
romper stomper.
anchorman.
napolean dynomite.
sin city.
be arsed about anything else.
gonzo.
family guy.
american dad!.
green wing.
nathan barley.
invader zim.
countdown.
be arsed with everything else.
animal farm.
motley crue: the dirt.
man in black.
punk: definitive record of revolution.
get in the van: black flag on the road.
1984.
arsed with everything else.