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Kevin

My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybo

About Me

I'm 34...which means I'm either too young or too old. To some, I'm too dull. To others, too excitable. I'm a freak when it's good to be normal, and far too normal when one is looking for a "free spirit". One person will say I'm of great intelligence (I think the exact phrase was "Too smart for his own good") and others will say I'm have only base cognitive abilities (exact phrase, "a bloody moron"). My parents can't decide if I'm a good enough Christian or a religious nut. Most people will agree that I'm on the road to having a wonderful wit, but as of yet only half way there.I talk too much when silence is golden and have nothing to say when asked to speak my mind. I whine that my life is rotten and feel guilty that I have such blessing in a world of lack. I'm too emotional to be a manly man, but too much of a horrible dresser to be Metro. To many out there, this may seem like a rough lot in life, but when those people look deeply at me and see me for who I am, they come to realize the truth...they really couldn't care less.

My Interests

***check out my website @ www.Nevilles2africa.com****Being that Superman is my favorite of all superheros, this test (which I took in all honesty) made me extreemly happy...that is until I realised the I'm actually 60% Supergirl. What the heck is THAT all about?; Your results:
You are Superman Superman 85% Spider-Man 75% Hulk 75% Robin 65% The Flash 65% Supergirl 60% Batman 60% Iron Man 50% Green Lantern 50% Catwoman 50% Wonder Woman 35% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Van Gogh and tell him I understand. I would like to meet Shelley and tell him things aren't so bad. I would like to meet Shakespeare and have a absolutely pointless and shallow conversation with him. I would like to meet Attila the Hun and speak deeply about theology. I would like to meet Alexander the Great at the exact moment he's giving his nose a careless pick and Napoleon standing on a stool to reach a item on the top shelf. I would like to ask Queen Victoria what DOES amuse her and spend time with daVinci on a day he just isn't feeling very creative. I would like to be hanging with St. Francis as he is squashing a bug and drink coffee with Helen Keller and hear her complain a little about life.In all seriousness, I wouldn't mind meeting Stephen King, Rich Mullins (God rest his soul), and Gene Wilder

Music:

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Movies:

Joe vs. the Volcano, Joe Dirt, Joe Somebody, Mighty Joe Young and several other movies about good hearted average guys or monkeys named Joe. Oh, and Cabin Boy...but don't tell anyone

Television:

Who told you I was a huge Gilmore Girls fan? That would be ridiculous. What sane heterosexual male would ever admit to watching the weekly antics of that delightful witty Lorelai, her snotty nosed brat of a daughter, Rory and that wonderfully pessimistic Luke. However, I will admit to watching: My Name is Earl, and the Office. New loves: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, Pushing Daisy and Reaper!

Books:

The Dark Tower series (Tower junkies of the world, unite). Of course the classics such as LOTR and Narnia, also CS Lewis' "Men without Chest", Calvin Miller's Singer trilogy, Dr. Seuss' "If I Ran the Circus" (hey, it could happen), Heart of Darkness, Disclosure, Through the Looking Glass, Bruchco, Dayuma, books on the theory of Complexity, and Bag of Bones which is both hauntingly beautiful and beautifully haunting. Loved Duma Key

Heroes:

Ok, my heroes are... well, Jesus, of course , and also... Mr. Meadry and Mother Theresa for teaching me that Christians need a world conscience, Rich Mullins for showing me how to be both cool, caring and real all at the same time, Humphrey Bogart for reminding me to do the right thing or I might regret it...maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of my life, Gandhi for his decisively peaceful stand against tyranny, Superman, for his decisively non-peaceful stand against tyranny, Bruce Olson just because he rocks, Steve Jobs for making kick-ass products and looking so suave in a black turtleneck, and Harry Connick Jr cause I got a man-crush on him....Oh, and Jamie Presley simply because she's hot!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kevin Howard Neville III
Birthday: March 7th, 1973
Birthplace: Hamilton, Ontario
Current Location: fallen off the edge of the world, apprearently
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian...Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike + Running shoes (woot woot)
Your Weakness: I'm kookoo for Cocopuffs??
Your Fears: Morlock Invasion
Your Perfect Pizza: Half solid 24k gold and half jalapeño
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Run a full marathon and make a kick-ass student film!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: woot woot (woot woot)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Must...destroy...world......coffee...first...
Your Best Physical Feature: My calves. I know, how odd, eh?
Your Bedtime: Very late (or very early, depending how you look at it)
Your Most Missed Memory: innocence
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: no thanks (although I love taking my son to "Playground McDonalds")
Single or Group Dates: My wife doesn't let me date anymore
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: oh, yah, sure. That would be nice
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, followed by coffee, followed again by Cappuccino and then a sleeping pill
Do you Smoke: Only when lit on fire (which happens more than you think)
Do you Swear: *#$%&@ YEAH!!!! Oh wait...no, I guess not
Do you Sing: Not if you're lucky
Do you Shower Daily: I find monthly is more a good use of my time
Have you Been in Love: AND HOW!
Do you want to go to College: I always want to go to College, and never to work!
Do you want to get Married: No, once is enough
Do you beleive in yourself: I believe that IF I do exist, I no longer intervene in the lives of mankind
Do you get Motion Sickness: Actually, I get Stillness Sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, but I want to know if YOU think I'm attractive!!!"
Are you a Health Freak: I prefer the term "Health Nut"
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Well, I did but...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no.
In the past month have you Smoked: Huh? Oh, no, but what I was saying was...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, of course not. Now listen...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Oh, uh, no...it's been a busy month. Now, be quiet, I'm trying to tell you something.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Will you let me answer.......
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Dang, no....shut up now
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: What's with all the questions??
In the past month have you been on Stage: Dude, calm down and listen...
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO NO NO NO NO!......NOW SHUT UP AND STOP GRILLING ME ALREADY!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I tried, no thanks to all those pruds at SplashWorld!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: um...your heart. Email me and let me know if it's true :-)
Ever been Drunk: The question you should ask is "Have I ever been sober?" Haa haaa haa haa haa... um, no, never been drunk
Ever been called a Tease: Oh sure
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, ironically for being a really bad tease
Ever Shoplifted: yah, your heart. Wait....that doesn't work here
How do you want to Die: um...no thanks (what? is that some kind of threat?)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: The People's Republic of Congo
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything brought about by novelty contacts
Favourite Hair Color: RED, RED, RED....You hear that, Christie???....No, I don't care if it's hair colour...RED!
Short or Long Hair: Sure
Height: I'm flexible
Weight: I'm hypocritical
Best Clothing Style: punk rock/conservative
Number of Drugs I have taken: Apparently none since I found out they were all placebos
Number of CDs I own: 100+
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: One. Read my blog "Fleur-de-lys"
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Deciding to do this survey, I bet

My Blog

2000 Miles for a Cup of Coffee

About a year and a half ago, I was preparing for a trip. This trip would have taken me from the borders of Louisiana right into the center of upstate NY. It would have entailed a total of 4 days wor...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:32:00 PST

Nice Guys Finish Last

Remember that girl from High School that you really liked? She had long pretty hair and her smell... what was that? lilacs? She was the essence of beauty and grace. She all but floated from locat...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:25:00 PST

My latest Tri times (if you care about such things)

Place in my age group -34 Place overall - 246 (out of 603) Total Time: 1:09:37 Time for 400 meter ocean swim: 9:16 Transition 1: 2:50 Time for 10 mile bike: 28:53 Transition 2: 2:07 Time for 3.1 mile ...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST

I am the very model of a modern Major-General, Ive information animal, vegetable and mineral..

Here’s how you play:??Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing ...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:42:00 PST

DONT GO SEE THE MOVIE THE MIST...and heres why

Ok, for starters, let me give a SPOILER WARNING that some minor (or major, depending on your point of view) plot spoilers will be contained in this rant. So, if you're planning of disregarding my wis...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:19:00 PST

My First Triathlon...

YAHHH!!!!! As of yesterday around 8:30 am I am an official triathlon finisher. I ran my first sprint triathlon at Cypress Gardens, FL and it was A BLAST. It was a dream come true and one that I've ...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST

In memory of a ragamuffin...

I am a man who loves my heroes. Ten years ago on this very day we lost one of my greatest... Rich Mullins. Like in all the "major moments" of life, I can tell you exactly where I was and what I was ...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:52:00 PST

The Stand

"The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your feet." -Stephen King. "...so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground,...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:25:00 PST

Babylon

By the rivers of Babylon, we sat down and wept..." Psalms 137A wonder in an ancient mind that wanders though out space and timeA song though lips, moist and parted. A song through eyes with tear sta...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:51:00 PST

The Sacred and the Profane

Why are we friends?Are we old friends? Were we formed through the pressures of life? Are we formed into something lasting as a diamond is formed? Were we friends that have been crushed apart by tho...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:16:00 PST