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Lindsay

we don't got time for good people..

About Me

I just want someone to go to the Circus Drive-In with. Sometimes I feel like a posure. I dislike gender specific nouns, such as comedienne or dudette.I like to run, am deathly afraid of thunder & lightning, and have just started eating vegetables. One day I will make it my mission to destroy Paul Haggis's career.

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My Interests

My screenplays may be genius, but you don't know that b/c you've never read them. Here they are; tell your friends: "Come September," "The Jake Henson Job," "Solitaire," "Hakanu: Tape 2," "The Watergun War" After your first script, you're allowed to do the screenplay dance. For a week. Until you realize no one cares.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone'll do. We'll make it fun....But if you happen to know David Lynch or Alan Ball, hook me up.

Music:

Coheed & Cambria, The Mars Volta, My Chemical Romance, Muse, NIN, Placebo, Jane's Addiction, Tool, HIM, Bjork,Lily Allen, Bright Eyes, John Mayer, Damien Rice, Jack Johnson, cKy, Modest Mouse, PJ Harvey, Radiohead, Tricky, The Cure, Citizen Cope, Death Cab for Cutie, Dramarama, Nina Simone, Elvis Presley, Eminem, Foxy Brown, Slick Rick. I've also been known to rock out to the Josh Groban every once in awhile.

Movies:

Mulholland Drive, The Breakfast Club, Shawshank Redemption, Lost Highway, Heathers, Jacob's Ladder, Brick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Reality Bites, American Beauty, Annie Hall, Shopgirl, Clerks, Y Tu Mama Tambien, CKY, Haggard, A Clockwork Orange, Natural Born Killers, The Shining, Videodrome, Pulp Fiction, Giant, Swimming, Parenthood, Sex, Lies & Videotape, Stand By Me, Showgirls.

Television:

Six Feet Under is the greatest show to ever grace television. Distant seconds: ER, Roseanne, Third Rock From the Sun, Intervention, Flavor of Love, America's Next Top Model, Breaking Bonaduce, Viva La Bam

Books:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being, As I Lay Dying, Women, Absalom Absalom, Paradise, Song of Solomon, The Dream Songs, East of Eden, One Hundred Years of Solitude, To Kill a Mockingbird, Shopgirl, Invisible Monster, and a lot of Non-Fiction stuff.

Heroes:

I'm inspired by people everyday.

My Blog

Pears

Jenny, "I can get them again, but they wont be cheap.  Each pear cost $50.  Let me see if I can call the wholesale distributor, and then I'll get back to you." Me, "Pears?" Jenny, "I used th...
Posted by Lindsay on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:07:00 PST

Serious

Oh my God.  That was such a great episode of Grey's! Huh? I can't believe you dont watch. I'm reading an article about the public school system in NYC. I need to call someone who can appreciate w...
Posted by Lindsay on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:20:00 PST

NYers in Therapy

The other day, my friend who lives in Manhattan said to me, "Lindsay, you would not believe the amount of NYers in therapy."  I couldn't help but wonder if all those in people in therapy started ...
Posted by Lindsay on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

I've been tagged....Yeah for me!

I've been tagged.....So now I have to list 8 weird or random things about me, then tag other people by writing "You've been tagged" on their comment page.  Then they have to do the same.  It...
Posted by Lindsay on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:06:00 PST

That Girl

Remember in college, there was that girl who could be defined by 3 or 4 words, like "That girl who makes pot brownies in her underwear in the communal kitchen" and everyone would acknowledge, "Oh yeah...
Posted by Lindsay on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST

New Additions to the DSM-IV (Part II)

  Addition # 3:   Modelamania--  an obsession with fashion models which serves as a front for repressed homosexuality. 
Posted by Lindsay on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

The Dollar Tree Book

At the begininng of the fall, I purchased a book from the Dollar Tree entitled "The Man Who Wrote the Book." I'm not sure what I was expecting. I'm usually not so frugal with my literature purchases. ...
Posted by Lindsay on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST

Check me out on Youtube! The origins of my homicidal profile pic.

I'm in a movie on Youtube.  It's called "A Thanksgiving to Remember."  Everyone's talking about it.  There's a lot of Oscars buzz for either, Best Lighting or Best Original Song.  ...
Posted by Lindsay on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:03:00 PST

New Additions to the DSM-IV (Part 1)

My professors are constantly alluding to this Bible of all mental disorders entitled the "DSM-IV".  I have encountered some new pathologies and phobias that I believe should be added.  Right...
Posted by Lindsay on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:30:00 PST

The Thing About Nyquil....

The other night I had a really bizarre dream.  Bizarre, even for me.  I met a woman who had some sort of disease or difficiency where she had to eat a certain amount of worms a day to stay a...
Posted by Lindsay on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:36:00 PST