Swing & tango dancing
Good movies
Good books
Good food! (both cooking it & eating it)
Felix The Cat
Airships & Zeppelins
Kingdom of Loathing
The woman I'm looking for should be...
...Intelligent, and a former Miss America.
She should be an Ambassador to some Third World country and an operatic alto.
She should be a Fredrick's of Hollywood lingerie model who was raised by nuns in a convent until the age of 16.
She should be the stuff of which urban legends are made.
She should be nine feet tall and wear size 4 shoes.
She should kiss softly, and have uncontainable giggles.
She should be the Lenny Bruce of medicine, and the Louis Pasteur of comedy.
She should have red hair, or blonde or brunette, in no particular order.
She should stomp the terra but leave no tracks.
If I throw her the idol, she must throw me the whip.
She should have a foolproof bullshit detector & no compunctions about using it.
Tori Amos
DaVinci's Notebook
Spider Nick and the Maddogs
Ben Folds, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
any ska
Royal Crown Revue
Flying Neutrinos
Me First And The Gimme Gimmes
Blue Orchid Dance Orchestra
Anything with Orson Welles or Muppets(or both!), Memento, Joe vs. the Volcano, American Beauty, Clerks, Tron, Princess Bride, Star Wars(where Han shoots first!), Run Lola Run, Amelie, anything with Bruce Campbell, Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead
The Prisoner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mythbusters, Law & Order, The Young Ones, The Simpsons, Futurama, History channel
Anything by: Robert Anton Wilson, Robert Heinlein, JRR Tolkien, Stephen King, Bradley Denton, Philip K. Dick, Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Hichhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Joshua I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico
Don Quixote