Princess Xena

I'm Xena Princess Warrior...the princess comes first because I am a princess. I'm 50 lbs and 5 1/2 years old (almost 40 in dog years)...but I still got the sex appeal bitches. I have fully developed boobies with 9 nipples and I drive all the boys crazy...they're always trying to get in my yard but they can't just creep up on me. I'm expensive. They better recognize. I hate baths, the vacuum cleaner, and not being the center of attention. I'm a veritable social butterfly, and most people love me. I'm probably the prettiest bulldog you will ever see...don't be jealous, just appreciate me. I had some lovely lady lumps surgically removed a year ago, along with my woman parts. My parents think I hump too much and by removing my parts I'll be more laid back. Assholes, there are easier ways to calm me down than to cut out my uterus...get me a decent stud and I'd be good.UPDATE!!!!!!!!!! I'm a contestant in Zelda's 1st Annual Bulldog Swimsuit Competition. Please vote for my fine ass between June 27 and July 3 at http://zeldawisdom.com/swimsuit/swimsuit4.shtml , the winner will appear in Zelda's 2008 calendar! Let Zelda know how sexy I am