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Kris Is Ska

Ska chat up line #347 : Wanna come back to my house and blow on my trumpet?

About Me

FUCK YEAAAH!!! RIGHT IN THE FUCK!!! YEAAAAAAAH!!!

I like cuntroversy (I mispelt that on purpose)
I FUCKING love to FUCKING swear, it's one of those simple pleasures in life
I used to be conceited
Now I'm perfect
I should also let you know I am one of those people who kick ass
Not in the physical sense, just, I'm ace
I play a guitar and sing in a ska rock band
You may see my bands shit plastered all over this profile
I like my steak medium rare and washed down with red wine
I also love red wine, the better it is, the happier I am
I am chronically single, it annoys me
I could just tell myself the girls who don't like me are thick, but they probably have good reasons
A great word to use is CUNT Seriously, say it and not smile, I challenge you
I like offensive music, it makes me laugh
Great offensive acts include
Hitler (Hate Metal
Anal Cunt
The Sophisticates
Howling Willy Cunt
Jimmy Kage
The local music scene rocks
It would rock more without The Locals, I don't say bands suck as a rule
But they are daft racists
I stand for equal rights for everyone
Except the French, they aren't people
Same goes for French Canadians, they are french in the wrong continent... well, right for me, far away
Al Murray = Legend, real british humour
Booze

MEAT!


I love meat. This picture proves it
Like vegetarians put "This video made me vegetarian", followed by a PETAganda video, or a Goldfingerganda video, these pictures below make me want to eat meat!
More meaty photos coming in days to come!
And just remember, if you consider not eating meat, look at this guy, he is a vegan. Would you want to end up like this?
Click here to see a picture of a vegan
I love you really all my veggie and vegan friends, remember, I am only winding you up!!
These are a few of my favorite things
I like:
Rocky Horror [Picture] Show
Ska Music
My band
Alcohol in all its beautiful forms
Good food
Doctor Who
Getting merry
Poker
Frank-n-Furter
Stand up comedy
Playing gigs
Skanking
The intermeweb
Wierd instruments
MY FUCKING HAWT BAND
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My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

Just leave me a message

Richard O'Brian
Nobody, I don't really get on with people that well lol.

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Kris has 0 friends because he hates people

No, really, he even hates Tom, that ass pirate

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Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Jerry Springer The Opera

Jekyll And Hyde - The Rock Musical

Big Daddy
Good Morning Vietnam
Still Crazy
The Pursuit Of Happiness
Jackass
Jackass Two
Girl Next Door
One Hour Photo
Patch Adams

Television:

Doctor Who
Torchwood
UKTV Food
Deal Or No Deal - Play it below!!
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Meet New People @ SFS.com or Play Games @ StudentFreeStuff.com

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
Restraunt At The End Of The Universe
The Life The Universe & Everything
So Long & Thanks For All The Fish
Up And Down In The Dales - Gervaise Phinn
Mostly Harmless
The Wrong Boy
The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night Time
Grumpy Old Men
The Yes Man

Heroes:

Arran Barrett
Brian Setzer

My Blog

I LIKE TO FUCKING SWEAR - A POEM BY KRIS BALL

I LIKE TO FUCKING SWEAR!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, I LIKE TO FUCKING SWEAR, IF I OFFEND I FIND IT FUNNY, I FIND IT FUNNY TO SWEAR, IT'S BIG AND CLEVER, AND M...
Posted by Kris Is Ska on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 01:43:00 PST