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Our names are Pork and Beans. Pork has a bit of an underbite so our Mommy and Daddy can always tell us apart. I am Beans and I'm just fat and lazy. My Mom and Dad say that I'm spoiled, I think I just know how to enjoy life.
My brother and I were born in August and we aren't even a year old yet but we are still almost full grown. We go to the puppy park on Saturday's sometimes down by the beach and get some new friends, you should meet us out there at 4:30 on Saturday's!
Pork and I enjoy going to the beach and swimming and taking walks with our Mom and Dad. After going to the beach we usually smell bad so we are given a bath. On the days we just lounge around the house, Mom makes fun or Pork for his underbite, and his crop circles on his butt. I get made fun of for being so large. Mom says my stomach looks like a pancake because it's so round when I lay on my back. Daddy just spoils us and gives us belly rubs all the time.
Pork and I are pretty happy, we get treats all the time and our parents treat us pretty good.
All About Me!!!
Name: I'm Pork and my brother is Beans
Date of Birth: August 6th, 2005
Place of Birth: In our biological mother's house.
Where you live now: With our new Mommy and Daddy in Jacksonville!
Type of animal: Puppies, soon to be dogs!
Breed: Chinese Pug!
Favorite Toy: Our green dino, his name is Ding Ding!
Favorite Store: Petsmart, we can meet new animals.
Favorite Brand of Food: Purina.
Favorite Color: Blue!!!!!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been to a pet supply store such as petco...ect: We went to Petsmart with Mom!
In the past month have you been to the vet: Sort of, we got groomed.
Dogs Only
Collar or Harness: Harness, that's much safer for Pugs.
Retractable Leash or Regular Leash: Retractable.
Wet Food or Dry Food Dry food.
Ceramic Bowl, Metal Bowl or Plastic Bowl: Plastic, and it tastes delicious when you eat the bowl. We tear it to shreds.
Do you sleep in a crate: Yeh, until we no longer shoo shoo in the house.
Rawhides or squeaky toys: SQUEAKY! It annoys everyone!
Everyone
How many toys do you have: a million and two.
Do you like to swim: We only went once at the beach, we were scared of it.
Do you chase bugs outside: Of course! We have lots of dragon flies we like to eat them, but Mom says that's not nice.
Do you like fluffy blankets to sleep on: Definitely!
Favorite Treats: Carrots and Ice Cubes!
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What type of pet are you? Chinese Pug
What is your name? Beans
What other nicknames do you have? Fatty, FEAT!, and Bubba.
What is your favorite treat? Ice Cubes.
What would your owner describe you as? Fat and cute.
What is the funniest thing you have done? When I'm running around the house as my brother is chasing me, I don't watch where I am running, and then I hit my head REALLY hard on the side of a table or chair.
What is the bravest thing you have done? I bark really loud at the neighbor dog and he barks back so one day I dug a hole under the fence and went to visit him, but the neighbor parents quickly grabbed me and brought me back home. They had a pit bull and said their doggy would have eaten me. I'll never do that again!!!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes
Are you a social animal? Definitely!
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Most of the time. ;-)
Are you friendly? Of Course!
Are you overweight? A little. :-/
Do you like warm milk? Yuck!
Do you eat cheese? Cheese? What is cheese?
Do you eat bugs? Yup!
Do you live with other animals? Yeh, my brother!
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? No way Jose... I love being outside.
Do you like to exercise? Excersise... psh. Who needs that?
Do you like car rides? I love the breeze flapping my ears. Mom sings "dunahnahnahnahnahnahnah BATDOG!" Instead of Batman.
Do you get into stuff? All the time.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Both of them are fantastic!
Do you like to swim? I'm scared of the beach, and I've only been there once.
Do you chase laser pen dots? Yes! I was doing that just a few minutes ago!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I love them both soooooo much!
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