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Stephen

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About Me

Beneath his bland public exterior lurks (your choice): a. bland interior; b. dog whisperer; c. crown prince of put-ons.And I always need to remind myself of this quote by Jacob Bronowski: ". . . The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation. The hand is more important than the eye. . . . THE HAND IS THE CUTTING EDGE OF THE MIND."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hamburgler, Grimace, and that trumpet-riffin' Gorilla from the Chucky Cheese band. I'd also like to meet a Thetan, but their land-speeders are really fast--plus they know Dianetics, which makes them like Chuck Norris (minus all the toxins in his blood).

My Blog

"LESSON 5" Online!

Fox News Aficionados,My short film, "LESSON 5", is online and awaiting your perusal. It's been up for a few weeks on the "On The Lot" website, but I've been too busy to take 10 seconds and write a thr...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 13:57:00 GMT

Golf at 7 am

Went golfing this morning at Griffith Park. It was fucking fantastic. Beautiful course, beautiful weather. Saw a few deer and a coyote. I hit the ball half decent as well. It was early, and I was tire...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:52:00 GMT

Belly Dancing Is So Damn Sexy

At the gym tonight, there was a curvaceous Persian (I think) girl practicing her belly dancing in front of the mirror. And she was really good. I was mesmerized by her gyrating hips and twisting torso...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 00:37:00 GMT

Truthiness . . . And Giving Yourself Permission

I've realized that nothing much matters in writing (and in life for that matter) so long as you don't tell the truth. It's time to start telling the truth--and I don't just mean in a non-fiction sense...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:30:00 GMT

THE EMPIRE BROKEBACK in the News!

Hey, EveryoneSince posting my spoof trailer mash-up, STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE BROKEBACK, it's generated great buzz, having been featured (ever so briefly--don't blink) on CNN and mentioned in The Boston ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 19:24:00 GMT

STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE BROKEBACK (spoof trailer)

Hey, Everyone Here's my addition to the "Brokeback" trailer spoof competition: "Star Wars: The Empire Brokeback". Starring the two most beloved gay characters of all time (besides Bert and Erni...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:05:00 GMT

A Word Is Worth a Thousand Pictures. . . . And Then Some.

"A picture is worth a thousand words," right? Well, strike that, reverse it: "A word is worth a thousand pictures." And, I'd venture to guess, much more than a thousand. Think of all the images a sing...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:33:00 GMT

Frozen Face

No excuses for not posting the last two days. Although I was busy with 1) my parents' Christmas card party on Saturday and 2) Going to the Vikings football game on Sunday. Yesterday, after the game, w...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 13:12:00 GMT

Blogging Is Like Jogging

I need to write more. Physically write more. Thought this would be a good place to start. I will attempt to write something on this blog every single day. It won't be fun. It will be like jogging. Don...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 21:53:00 GMT

Short Script Competition Winner!

I have some great news to share about my script writing: I recently learned I was the First Place Winner of the short script portion of "Fade In" magazine's 9th Annual Fade In Awards! I was floored wh...
Posted by on Thu, 12 May 2005 13:46:00 GMT