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JC

With enough lubrication anything can be achieved

About Me

Hi yeah Im Chinese so what, Im not an expert in kung-fu though I do a good impersonation. I dont deal drugs or belong to a Triad but chasing the dragon is in my blood. Im not good at math or play computer games or console all day but have spent hour admiring the creativity aspects and the physics of a game. I don't know Ming, Ping or Wing or any other Asian you might of meet or any Asian brother or sister who lived down the street or went to school with. I dont get my kicks form things that involve accounting or finance. I drive a Lantra not a Civic and yes I am I good driver all the bad drivers are from Taiwan independence my ass (just kidding nothing against them they are very nice people). And lastly China town is our secret plan to take over the world (insert evil Asian laugh not to be mistaken for the inferior westerns evil laugh). And Yum Cha is breakfast and we been doing that for years, so it’s not some new yuppie fad like Sushi trains (nothing personal it is a very nutritious and health alternative with traditional ties) and yes that is chicken feet and the next person to make a face I’ll get all Wu Tang on their ass!! Azn pride,Have a nice day!!

My Interests

To be the first to capture the elusive carnivores drop bear not to be confuses with the common Koala bear. Survivors of a drop bear attack can not remember much since all victims suffers serious concussion and memory loss. Other things that interest me are extreme ironing, Bog Snorkelling, tuning in Tokyo, hanging with friends, cursing on my motorbike, shinny things and stuff.

Music:

Music I dont mind most music genre and will listen to most things once, as long as it does not cause my ears to bleed, my eyes to explode and my brain to melt and ooze out of my nose. I am partial to good acid jazz. And may I add how awesome is Paris Hilton voice, like an angel bring the gift of music to every one.

Movies:

With movies I enjoy most movies with no real favorite genre as long as the story line can not be explained with pictures. Also decent acting is essential. I also enjoy classic art house movie like Lesbian Spank Inferno

Television:

With television shows I enjoy series like Manchild, Blackbook, Coupling, firefly, Futurama, scrubs, etc. I also enjoy the odd documentaries. I can not stand reality show or life show, the only time Ill watch reality show if it was something like man verse extremely deadly animal like drop bears.

Books:

Books what I can say, they are fun to set fire to throw off any high structure. Besides that Ive tackled a few novels in my time. Word off warning don't buy Ikea limited edition sex manual cause tab a dont fit in to slot b and rotate come on, no one can do that!!

Heroes:

Anyone who has survived an attack from the vicious carnivorous Drop Bear

My Blog

My Lantra alas she severed me well

It is a truly back day alas my dear sweet Lantra is no more she has served me well over the past 5 years through the many burnouts attempts at drifting and close calls she always managed to get me hom...
Posted by JC on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:45:00 PST

You know youre Chinese if

You eaten rice for breakfast. Your friends and everybody else assume you know Kung Fu. You remember or still use "the bowl" for haircuts. You notice the main topic at family get-togethers is food....
Posted by JC on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:53:00 PST

Why pool is a racist game

Why pool/ snooker is a racist game invented by the white man to feel superior about themselves, firstly you see the felt/table represents the world with the traditional colors, green representing the ...
Posted by JC on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST