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Hollywood

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I’m a modern woman… I’m traditional…but I smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish…A diversified, multi-cultured, neo-classic, post-modern, deconstructionist…politically, ecologically and anatomically incorrect… I’ve been up-linked and downloaded… I’ve been inputted and outsourced… I know the upside to down sizing and the downside of upgrading… I’m a cutting edge, state of the art multi-tasker and I can give you a giga-byte in a nano second… I’m new wave but I’m old school…My inner child is outward bound…I’m a hot wired, heat seeking, warm hearted, cool customer… I’m voice activated and bio-degradable… I interface with my database but my database is in cyberspace… So I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radio active… Behind the 8 ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope… I’m on point, on task, on message and off drugs… I got no need for coke and speed… I got no urge to binge and purge…I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar… A street wise smart bomb, a top gun bottom feeder… I take power naps, I run victory laps… A raging work-a-holic, a working rage-a-holic…Out of rehab and in denial… I need a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and I have a personal agenda…You can’t shut me up, You can’t dumb me down… Cause I’m tireless and I’m wireless… I’m a believer and an over-achiever… Laid back but fashion forward… Up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance… Super sized, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready and built to last…I’m a hands on, foot loose, knee jerk, head case….Pre-maturely, post-traumatic… But I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing… A supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary care giver… I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports…trash TV…take out the trash alone…I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly and lactose intolerant… I like rough sex… I like tough love… I NEVER use the F word but my DVD’s are hardcore… I drive a complete tuner…I eat fast food in the slow lane…I’m toll free, with a SunPass, bite sized, ready to wear, I come in all sizes…and one size fits all…A fully equipped, heavily tattooed, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically approved, scientifically formulated, medical miracle… I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post dated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed and I have an unlimited broadband capacity… I’m a rude bitch but I’m the real deal…lean and mean, locked, cocked and ready to rock…rough tough and hard to bluff… I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride… Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jivin and groovin, wailin and winnin… I don’t snooze so I don’t lose…I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber to the road… I keep on truckin…I party hearty,lunch time is crunch time… I’m hangin in there, there ain’t no doubt I’m hangin tough...smoke em if ya got em…I’m with the band…every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings…
Amy Winehouse - Love Is A Losing Game - Official Music Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfC6CCtZjxk

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

President Obama - The Oracle - Maya Angelou - Chuck Berry -Dean Martin - Joe Montana - James Tiberius Kirk

My Blog

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka3SSv9Y JOHN LEE HOOKER himself!!! AWESOME!
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:23:00 GMT

P!nk - U + Ur Hand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP1GCCS-hrkP!nk U + Ur Hand (C) 2006 Zomba Recording, LLC
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 17:48:00 GMT

MY "BUCKET LIST"

Help to build a house, school, or clinic for people who need itVisit the Great PyramidsHelp a complete stranger for a common good ALL by myselfCook a meal for VERY important peopleQuit smokingSleep in...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 16:34:00 GMT

If That's Your Boyfriend (He Wasn't Last Night)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpdzEpGIqtY And prolly NOT tomorrow nite either!!
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:51:00 GMT

Randy Pausch Last Lecture: Achieving Your Childhood Dreams

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:58:00 GMT