the polar opposite of frogs |
....is cinnamon. look it up.OK. so i've come to realize that i've spent so much of my time/life being non-sheepish + uncategorize-able that i have not made it easy to define me. i am vague. i used to ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Feb 2010 18:52:00 GMT |
when i grow up |
..i wanna be barbara eden. or a puppy. that's the plan. cause everyone's penelope and i'm stupid static cling. now i want kim chee and peppers. FUCK i have an eating problem. ever think about the phra...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:57:00 GMT |
i fought the groundhog |
....robo groundhogs have no fear! YEY IT'S FUCKING GROUNDHOG DAY! YEY WINTER!i think i want a bubble bath. and a vacation. i think i want to gtfo of town. anyone need a flat-mate? in someplace a littl...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Feb 2010 04:41:00 GMT |
oh gawd |
..my brain is melting. fuck you wine.i haz fixing tire today. and doing oil. and brake light. also, i should schedule that thing with the recall on my car today. apparently road salt stuff causes the ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:02:00 GMT |
so you like to |
..brog. i rike to brog. omglikethatssofuckingcool.it rained all day yesterday. alot. it made me sad that i couldn't go out and enjoy it. by the time i got home, i was so exhausted that i couldn't do m...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jan 2010 06:42:00 GMT |
oh yes |
..THISthis right here is the most accurate retelling of the human con experience. celery will forever make me giggle
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 18:31:00 GMT |
na-da |
..no luck. rotten fucking monkey luck.last week my car battery died and so did my charger. i had to get a jump from my boss. HOW EMBARRASSING...friday night when i was leaving work for the day (an hou...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:14:00 GMT |
you sure are |
....a purdy little girl. seriously. *blank stare...all up in personal space*IS BEING CREEPY YOUR HOBBY, LADY?!i have rabies and you might wanna back the fuck up.so today i blew a tire. i think old age...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:38:00 GMT |
i dont' fucking care |
..i just spilled an entire bag of popcorn on my living room floor. five second rule does not apply to popcorn bitch. idfc.i just took my melatonin 2 hours late. thusly i am going to sleep 2 hours late...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:52:00 GMT |
what u can get me for my b-day: |
1) -4 years. cause i'm old, and i'm having a midlife crisis. FUCK.2) tegan and sara tickets3) a pony4) a somewhat slightly smashed, still in good running order car. or a new one.5) a theremin or a big...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:51:00 GMT |
