Admittedly, zxon's not the type to go cruising the world for adventure. He's not the type to try anything twice just because the parents are out and the opportunity's there. Nor is he the type to cause automobile accidents and claim twice as much off the insurance. No, that's not zxon at all. Quite surprising really, considering he's from Middlesbrough - a rough-n-tumble kinda town. The kind of place where if you looked at someone - even to appreciate the stylish tattoo on their left cheek - you'd get beaten to a pulp and be classed as "deceased" in under 30 seconds. But lets face facts here, life isn't merciful so its best to try and get through with life before life gets through with you.
And - believe it or not - all this is utter bollocks!
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