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Name: Diane
Birthday: June 7th
Birthplace: Fond Du Lac, Wi
Current Location: Tx
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brunette
Height: 5 foot 4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, German, Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shit kickers
Your Weakness: Men
Your Fears: Being broke
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and sausage with extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Publish some of my writing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: a/s/l
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need as smoke
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get there
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with Randy
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single, better chance of getting laid heh`
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Swear: Oh yea
Do you Sing: uh... no
Do you Shower Daily: Soap is my friend
Have you Been in Love: ahhhh... yea
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Never again.
Do you belive in yourself: Yup, I rock
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sorta
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: My dad
Do you like Thunderstorms: Best weather ever (besides snow)
Do you play an Instrument: I used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not since 1997
In the past month have you Smoked: Yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos arent in boxes moron, but no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: yup
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not yet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Na
Ever been Drunk: Hah.. 1982 to 1997, does that count?
Ever been called a Tease: Yup, cuz I am
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yea, at Sears and Penny's before they had cameras in the dressingrooms
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: be a crossing guard damn it!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland to learn more about my heritage
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/blond
Short or Long Hair: I can take either one
Height: taller then me.
Weight: Dont care less you were a special on Oprah
Best Clothing Style: Grunge
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: 50
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 12
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to list
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You Are 76% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
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My Interests

I love to read and write. My writing is usually dark and sarcastic.. but for anyone that knows me, that's pretty much who I am. Currently I am newly divorced, and am really enjoying learning who I am and what I want. I am surprised at how different my needs and wants are, compared to 10 years ago. I love to get tattoos. and my goal is 13, I am currently at 12. I dont want to care what people think about me, but sometimes I do, and it pisses me off. I feel like Im 19 years old and all I want to do is play and have fun. My kids are awesome, my daughter just graduated and moved out on her own, so now its just my son and I. Kinda cool getting to spend so much one on one time with him. It seems to be great for both of us. I have made new friends since the seperation, and am amazed how cool friendship can be.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? I live in Texas but cant stand the heat, here it is, April 18th, and weve had the SECOND day of temps over 100 degrees.... I grew up in Sheboygan, Wi and have been in Texas since 1989. I miss the snow. I miss the beaches with REAL sand.. and I miss the color change.
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Which Stephen King Novel Are You?


Pet Sematary
In 'Pet Sematary,' a family buries their dead cat in the backyard of their new house, and the cat comes back. These aren't the tradition or even George Romero school of zombies, but they're still really creepy walking dead. You like to scare people and you've been known to creepify other people's worlds by playing cruel pranks. Please, cut that out.
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You will die at the age of 47

You will be killed by Godzilla

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THAT FUCKIN ROCKS!! GO GO GODZILLA!!What kind of soul do you have?
Cold Soul
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Often the most intelligent type of soul. Everyone thinks your weird, and you resent them for that. You don..'t keep friends very well but quite honestly that is your curse and your power. With your Cold soul you have a deep well of power at your disposal, use it wisely.

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I'd like to meet:

Id love to meet Stephen King and George Romero.. those guys rock!
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Your Birthdate: June 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!

Your strength: Your self sufficiency

Your weakness: You despise authority

Your power color: Maroon

Your power symbol: Hammer

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What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!

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You Are The Devil
You don't represent evil, but you do represent the animalistic side of humans.
You demonstrate what happens when we listen to our first instincts.
At times you tend to be materialistic and hedonistic, giving in to temptation.
Admit it, you're guilty of acting first - and forgetting to think later!

Your fortune:

Right now, you may be having a difficult time as a result of choices you have made.
You need to think about what's important in your life, and discover what chains you down.
It is the time to acknowledge your faults and take steps to overcome them.
It's also the time to let go of any fears or inhibitions that are holding you back. What Tarot Card Are You?
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Music:

I really like just about everything except rap, I can even do country for an hour or so.. most of all I like the hard /alternative rock. And no, I dont know why this font is black and the rest gray...
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!

Eyes full of Pain


58%

Passion


58%

Mysterious


58%

Diamond Eyes


50%
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Movies:

My favorite movie is Shawn of the Dead, I can watch that over and over and usually do. Office space sums it all up for me... Other flicks are ALL the Dawn of the Dead flicks. New and old. I love to do gore makeup, and My favorite day is of course Oct 31st. Its where I get to make my kids look like road kill and scare little children....heh.Bruce Almighty cracks me the fuck up! I love comedy, and that one.. you know the scene.. where Bruce is manipulating the news guy into making all those weird sounds.. I swear, I can see that 30 times and still crack up till Im in tears.
You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

Television:

Im hooked on Dead Like Me and Carnivale on HBO, thats a twisted series... makes me wish I would have written them. Lost is great, it seems this season is much better and keeping my attention. And lets not forget Boston Legal... nothing funnier then watching Captian Kirk tell a judge he has Mad Cow Disease. South Park is the most funniest cartoon around (next to drawn together)Tickle me emo

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Books:

Lord of the Flies was the ONLY book I remember having to read in High school.. that story hit placed inside of my soul, setting off the twisted, sick monkey I am, its all about being able to relate.

Heroes:

Ive been trying for months to think about who was a real hero to me.. but I always want to list people that I like just because. A hero is someone you have admiration for.. due to actions they have done that are brave and selfless. So I guess Stephen King wouldnt apply here huh... I guess I would have to say my Biological mom.. She gave me up for adoption, then mourned for years to come with this decision. Yet she was able to do this for me to try and give me a better life then what she thought she could offer. As a mom, I think about my kids, and wonder if I could have ever given them up to have a better life.. and my answer is always NO. Im too selfish. My mom is brave, selfless and a hero to have done what she did. Love you mom.

My Blog

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I miss my daughter today. Ive been talking to her at least once a week, usually more. I read her comments, and posts, even blogs.. I sit here, knowing shes happy, really happy.. but I miss her. When ...
Posted by Minna?? Shut up!! on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:15:00 PST

Shut the fuck up already!

are we evil or devine?? were the last in line......!! yea thats the line from my new tune, Last in Line.. God love Ronnie James Dio. Anywhore, I just thought it was time for a new blog. Nothing really...
Posted by Minna?? Shut up!! on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

Jeff who?

Ok, so ya'll know Ive got a roommate now, and hes a really cool guy.. But theres some freaky shit goin on thats really showing me and Jeff some shit.. Disclaimer..:The following is my account only and...
Posted by Minna?? Shut up!! on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:16:00 PST

For the love of Homer

I have been debating all night about if I should post this or not.. cuz damn.. Lemme see if I can keep this as simple as possible.  I was cleaning the kitchen and I hear my son say " Um.. mom.. c...
Posted by Minna?? Shut up!! on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST

How cool is this??

So I have been bitching that no one wants me, or that Im ugly.. and I have been on the prowl, and have nothing to do.. and Im bored.. blah blah blah... With that said, thursday, I threw in the towel a...
Posted by Minna?? Shut up!! on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

Who??

Miss me bitches?? I bet ya did.. or not. so.. who died yesterday that makes every prick in town get hard at the mention of her name.. Paris Hilton? Maybe Jessica Simpson.. no.. Anna Nicole. Who?? You...
Posted by Minna?? Shut up!! on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:13:00 PST

Dirt Naps

So, as some of ya may have noticed, the Myspace shit was bottom of my to do list recently. Seems stayin sober and gettin laid seems to have been on the front of my mind (depending on the day, it was n...
Posted by Minna?? Shut up!! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:16:00 PST

Morons and the women who dont love them

      Today on Geraldo.. the men of the dregs, and the women that hate them.. Lets start with Diane, heres a woman that as struggled to raise 2 kids as a single parent, and was been the...
Posted by Minna?? Shut up!! on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:06:00 PST

Diane Delmonte green beans 1968 - 1972, 1972-

So this is a continue from the blog earlier. I wrote that blog in fun, however it touched a few beliefs, or to be more exact, disbelief in myself. The point was to actually show ya how twisted I can w...
Posted by Minna?? Shut up!! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:15:00 PST

Eternal what??

So last night me and the man were talking about heaven and hell, and all that other shit, and I was asked if Id rather sing praise to god for eternity or burn in eternal flames for eternity.... now wi...
Posted by Minna?? Shut up!! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:36:00 PST