Diahorrea Part 56... |
Sometimes I can be a sweaty person. I remember my flatmate once said to me: "Ed, you're sweaty. You stink. I think you should see a doctor." To which I pointed out "Actually Miriam, sweating is a si...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:29:00 GMT |
Dragon’s Den |
I don't want to talk about the show, but I would like to post a puerile sketch... Dragon's Den Homeless Edition Voiceover: The next person into the Dragon's Den is Ken Little, a tramp w...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:04:00 GMT |
Allah vs God... |
It seems strange that Christian nations relieve their woes with booze while Islamic nations head for the shisha pipe. Particularly as booze attacks your liver, which can repair itself, whereas Allah's...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:44:00 GMT |
OFF SEASON FINAL PART... |
This is the last bit. Hope you enjoy it. I need to make some changes, but would welcome any criticism or feedback you might have. Every little helps... Meanwhile Peanut Brittle, after chatting to pun...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:25:00 GMT |
OFF SEASON PART 3... |
I now realise a lot of this is unedited, so you are getting the rough cut. Apparently 180 people have viewed me story so far, but I find the difference between 'viewed' and 'read' to be vast. Before, ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:15:00 GMT |
OFF SEASON PART 2... |
It's like a proper story, eh? There's a bit of action and violence in this bit, so if you're sensitive look away now. If you're blind, feel something else for a while. E-braille or summink. It's neces...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:22:00 GMT |
OFF SEASON PART 1... |
Here is a short story I have written. I'll post it in a few parts. You lucky people. Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then I'll begin... Max Force lit his tenth cigarette of the morning with a gun ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:24:00 GMT |
The Good Peruvian Part 2... |
He found the first available company representative and lectured her on the faults of the system. "This guy has been wandering around asking for money" he barked. "What is he supposed to do? Starve an...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:02:00 GMT |
The Good Peruvian part 1... |
Even in the taxi I was worried. I had 50 soles in my pocket. Only 50. I'll be honest. 10 of it wasn't mine. 10 belonged to an American guy who a shared a dorm with in Cusco. I took the money out of hi...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:05:00 GMT |
If You Smoke, Your Life Its A Joke... |
Words and Music by Jurgen "Zwei Scoops" Harvey... NEWS REPORTER:This is the British London News. According to a report from Scientists in the Top Field of Science, "If you smoke, your life it's a...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:57:00 GMT |
