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Flying Spaghetti Monster

All Religion, May It Be Destroyed, Like The Cities, That They Lay To Waste.

About Me

If u are reading this and you don't know me, don't try to add me please. I am very anti-social and my therapist said this is a quick and modern step in the right direction to healthy living, so please don't freak me out and waste my thousands of dollars I spent on therapy. Exceptions; if you wanna one day lend me lots of money, or please leave me a message and introduce yourself and tell me why you think its a good idea to be linked up through this myspace shitter. I am learning to like new people, but with so many people on this planet, I'm reserving new friends for ones with a purpose:)

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Any Celebrity, so I can tell them how stupid and lame they are. The Ruler of Earth so I can kick him/her in the balls. Fidel Castro, so I can ask him what happend to the free elections he promised. Ted Haggert so I can smoke speed and have sex with him. Kirk Cameron so I can punch him in the nose. Mayor Sam Sullivan so I can give him a ticket. Crispin Glover, so I can ask him if he noticed me staring at him in the coffee shop in Portland. Stupid chicks with big tits that love partying on cocaine. Britney Speers so I can tell her I care about her. Bill O Reilly so I can tell him to seriously shut the fuck up. Pee Wee Herman

Music:

I like some bands, but not many. I like good music, not bad music. Usually whatever genre is popular at the moment. Rap Metal.

Movies:

Anything with lots of tits, ass, weiners, swearing, violence, sex, Micheal Rooker, fast cars, muscular Austrians, handy capped people, heavy metal soundtracks, cavemen, and sharks. Oh yah and documentaries about war, evolution, animals, religion, sex, geography, politics, communists, pop culture, cults, the apocalypse and more war.

Television:

Fuck! I have cable again. I rarely turn it on but now I am addicted to super nanny. And what with the soft porn on city tv? Not against nude people dry humping each other on tv late night tv but what the hell?(meaning how long has this been going on?) We have come a long way, one time you couldn't put 2 people in a bedroom on tv unless they were married. wow. awesome.

Books:

Tooooooooooooooooo many books!!! The 12th Planet, When Worlds Collide, The Mars Mystery, The Outline Of History, Red Mars, Mysteries Of Mars, The Russian Anarchists, Fingerprints of the Gods, Brave New World and The Bible...All time Favorites are Animal Farm, 1984, The Crysalids, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Basketball Diaries, Catcher in The Rye, Superfudge, Bluebeard, Slaughterhouse 5, The Communist Manifesto and Farenheit 451.

Heroes:

Stalin, Genghis Khan, Dr. Claw, Superman, The Hulk, Hercules, Jesus, The Gobots, Republicans

My Blog

The Smith Act Of 1940

The Alien Registration Act of 1940, usually called the Smith Act because the antisedition section was authored by Representative Howard W. Smith of Virginia, was adopted at 54 Statutes at Large 670-67...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:25:00 PST

Why I dont eat meat.

The first time I tried Vegetarianism, I was in my early 20's living in Victoria. It was a late night after work and Baruka was airing on Showcase. After a few bucket hoots, some beer and too many cig...
Posted by Flying Spaghetti Monster on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:05:00 PST