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Of all the bands to come out of the Highlands of Scotland, none are as lovely, occasionaly drunken and course and yet pure as the roadside snow and tuneful as a stag in heat.The long term goal of the Bramax (pronounced bra - max) is to totally remove the professionalism out of Highland Scottish music and return it to the golden era of lovely fast tunes played well in a lovely styley and songs of a lovely nature composed and sung with a view to pull the mickey our of our friends and not friends.Bramax is an Englisized version of the gaelic noun meaned a quiet watery fart. This does not mean we are shit of course. Although we may be to people who don't like us or to people whom are the victims of our songs........Band motto.........we are lovely and nice and don't approve of drinking anything other than ginger beer.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Free Myspace Pictures
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Member Since: 18/04/2006
Band Website: www.irn-bru.co.uk
Band Members: Donald John MacPhearson (Fiddle and Vocals), Hamish Bush MacGhillieMhoirre (Pipes and Whistles) and Lachlan Neil Macphie (Mandola and Vocals). Also, occasional guests are Angus Og MacSpock (banjo - tenor and hairy), and Ginger Rodgers Asheep (Organ).Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Influences: Lagavulin, Bowmore, Laphroaig, any whisky with a cork as opposed to a screwtop (the cork tells you if the whisky is good or not, no cork - no good) Vodka and Red Bull, Guinness, Carlsberg. the list go's on. Oh, and better not forget our local home brew, the TALISKER
Sounds Like: Sounds like it's time to go to the pub. The pub is a very important place and is the centre of all civilized civilisations. This is where most of the beer and whisky in every village lives. Contrary to what dogs would have you think, (meeaaww) beer is actually mans' best friend. The Bramax have two main 'locals'. The Cellar Bar in Dunvegas when they session most Thursdays and mingle with other Bramax minded people, and The old Inn in Carbost (next to Talisker whisky distillary, hic) which is owned and run down by Bramax extras Angus Og MacSpock and Spoonacher MacA'Ghuain. If you've never been kissed, in the Isle of the mist, and you would like to get pissed then don't be shy, come up to Skye. David Attennbourourough from the TV wildlife programme did and he discovered another new species of primate, Homofalldownicus.___________________________________________ ________________________________Below are some of our favorite animals and a tractorGet Your Own! | View Slideshow
Record Label: Don't you mean Johnny Walker Black Label

My Blog

Hamish on the Shot Shocker

Lachie: "So DJ have you seen Hamish?"Donald John: "No I haven't seen him for at least a month."Lachie: "I'll phone Jo Jo and find out what's happened because I'm sooooooo worried."Donald John: "Aye do...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 07:24:00 GMT

Shocker!!!!! McP innocent for once!!!!!

Yes folks, it's true, for the first time in the history of the Bramax McP is NOT GUILTY as charged. He really DID let the Bramax know that he was not available on the 25th of May, in stark contrast to...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 06:29:00 GMT

Bush in Give but Can't Take Shocker

"Oh dear," said MacP when he realised his new quirkey blog had been deleted, expecially when he looked at the Bramax blog archive remembering the "MacP in Painfull Rectal Rumpus," posted on the 15th f...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:08:00 GMT

DJMcP in vehicle fiasco

Yes, we all know about the red shed - McP's van that has annoyed the hell out of all at the Old Inn, Carbost, by sitting there for the last three years. A complete eye-sore that the owners of the Inn ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:01:00 GMT

Donald John has a stinker

Well, what a nice Xmas present old DJ gave us yesterday. He had a total day of disasters, oh how we laugh. Here's the details.....1. DJ gets a big row from his mum. Yes, his MUM. ho ho2. DJ has a stin...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:12:00 GMT

Its official. Scottish people have no ears scandal.

Yes. Its official folks. The Scottish folk fan voting public are all stupid and deaf. The horrific news just in is that young (in geological terms) celtic rock band The Peat Bog Roll...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:18:00 GMT

Golden Oldies

Ho Ho Ho what a laugh I chust had upon reading the Hands up for trad homepage. Casting aside the fact I'm immensley proud of myself for being able to read with one eye, I managed a little pride t...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:38:00 GMT

Foundering fat feline fiasco......

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! It chust gets better and better....... It seems that after going on a wee jolly to Cock-er-mouth in englandshire with ancient Celtic world-music twats fAery bog and the Pea...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:32:00 GMT

DJ IN SOLO SEX & THE CITY SCOPING SCANDAL!

Well a' Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeea The 2 heterosexual members of the Bramax had their ghasts right well flabbered to discover that the cockerel has been to the Cinema on his own of his own accord (without the a...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:46:00 GMT

Donald John in parking obscenity

Yes folks, the story you've all been waiting for, though Angus Og MacSpock and Spoonecher Mac a' Ghoain may have poured their hearts out to some of you about how they are highly weakened by DJ's...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:30:00 GMT