I ♥ Ashley so deal with itI know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because its true and you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and stop acting like freakin retarded little boys.
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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Chris
Date of Birth: Sept. 5th
Birthplace: a hospital ;P
Current Location: Redford
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'0''
Heritage: a little of everything lol
Piercings: none
Tattoos: not yet but I want 3
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Elvis Presley
Song: The Wonder of You
Movie: Happy Gilmore
Disney Movie: Lilo & Stitch
TV show: Simpsons
Color: green
Food: won't pick lol
Pizza topping: ham & pineapple
Ice-Cream Flavor: strawberry
Drink (alcoholic): Mauii
Soda: Coke
Store: Worldwide Auctions Club Inc.
Clothing Brand: don't care
Shoe Brand: Reebok
Season: Fall
Month: Sept.
Holiday/Festival: Christmas
Flower: tiger lily
Make-Up Item: lol not for me
Board game: Scatagories
This or That
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: neither
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: again neither
Hot or cold: inbetween ;)
Your:
Goal for this year: make it to next year
Most missed memory: my grandparents & my girlfriend Jessica I love you all R.I.P
Best physical feature: you tell me
First thought waking up: damn alarm
Hypothetical personality disorder: huh?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: none
Sesame street alter ego: none
Fairytale alter ego: none
Most stupid remark: can't think of one
Worst crime: never been caught so NO CRIME ;) lol
Greatest ambition: being around for my friends and family
Greatest fear: Death of family or friends
Darkest secret: can't tell you it's a secret
Favorite subject: lunch count?
Strangest received gift: a gallon of milk
Worst habit: biting finger nails or smoking you pick
Do You:
Smoke: yeah
Drink: yes
Curse: fuck no
Shower daily: most of the time
Like thunderstorms: yeah
Dance in the rain: can't say I do
Sing: lol when I'm alone
Play an instrument: keyboard
Get along with your parents: yeah
Wish on stars: no
Believe in fate: I guess
Believe in love at first sight: not anymore
Can You:
Drive: yeah
Sew: no
Cook: explain cook lol
Speak another language: yeah but not well
Dance: no
Sing: yeah but not good lol
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: yeah
Curl your tongue: yup
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: me no ;) never lol oh wait yeah I hav e
Been Stoned/High: yeah
Eaten Sushi: yeah
Been in Love: once but them days are over
Skipped school: yeah
Made prank calls: yeah
Sent someone a love letter: yeah
Stolen something: yeah
Cried yourself to sleep: yeah
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? non-stop stupid questions
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? when I pass out
Name three things you can't live without: family friends air
What is the color of your room? off white
Do you have any siblings? yeah
Do you have any pets? I ddon't but for some reason my house is becoming a zoo
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? why take someone's life for money fuck the money it's not worth it
What is you middle name? Ryan
What are you nicknames? lunchbox
Are you for or against gay marriage? whtever makes you happy just don't push anything on me
What are your thoughts ..ion? I don't like it
Do you have a crush on anyone? no
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? quick
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 2
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yeah
What is the last law you’ve broken? don't know
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: dark
Eye color: brown
Height shorter than me
Weight don't care
Most important physical feature: none
Biggest turn-off liars
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