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The Captain

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About Me

FAVORITE GADGETS--- dirt bikes chicks my dick trucks boats pretty much anything that has a motor and goes fast beer bongs welders torches grinders tubing benders and things that blow up and make fire
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Captain Some Call Me Mr. Clean
Birthday: 3/12/87
Birthplace: riverside county i think
Current Location: hemet
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: white if i had any
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: German, Polish, Norweigen
The Shoes You Wore Today: dc's
Your Weakness: my pinky toe
Your Fears: Sharks I Fuckin Hate Sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: Canadian Bacon & Pineapple With Ex Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy 06 f250 and a 06 yz450
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Holla Can I Get A WOOP WOOP Up In Her
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ah Man Morning Wood Again
Your Best Physical Feature: I Hear I Have "Pretty" Eyes
Your Bedtime: When Ever The Fuck I Want
Your Most Missed Memory: Uncle Roy Hes A Fuckin Bad Ass
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, Coke Goes Better With Captain Tho
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both Fuckin Disgusting And Should Be Blown Up
Single or Group Dates: Doesnt Matter Dinner With Friends Is Fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I Dunno
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Gimme A Beer For BreakFast
Do you Smoke: Fuck No
Do you Swear: Fuck Ya All The Fuckin Time
Do you Sing: Only In The Shower
Do you Shower Daily: Ya About 3 Times A Day
Have you Been in Love: yup and i still am
Do you want to go to College: No But I Should
Do you want to get Married: some day if shes good
Do you belive in yourself: Fuck'n A Right I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Get Car Sick On Long Drives
Do you think you are Attractive: No Im Short Fat And Ugly I Think
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes Moms Psycho SomeTimes Tho
Do you like Thunderstorms: Ya There Bad Ass
Do you play an Instrument: My Dirt Bike Makes Noise
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drinkin A Beer Right Now
In the past month have you Smoked: No Thats Fuckin Sick
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Fuck No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No To Many People There
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No Bad For You
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No But Sushi Is Good
In the past month have you been on Stage: No What A Stupid Question
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No Its Cold Out That Would Be Embarrasing
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Fuck No
Ever been Drunk: Hah Cute Question
Ever been called a Tease: Ya Couple Times Now Pretty Cool I Think
Ever been Beaten up: 4th Grade Because Of My Mullet
Ever Shoplifted: Fuck No
How do you want to Die: I Dunno But Itll Be One Hell Of A Situation
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: My Own Boss And Have Lots Of Toys
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Green, Brown I Dont Care
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde, Brown, Blue, Green, Again Dont Care
Short or Long Hair: I Dunno Long I Guess
Height: Shorter Then Me
Weight: Good Shape With Nice Curves AKA Not Fat
Best Clothing Style: anything but metal mulisha skin and srh
Number of Drugs I have taken: taken bong rips of the skunk couple times
Number of CDs I own: 0 A Mexican Stole Them At The River I Hope He Gets Fucked In The Ass And Dies
Number of Piercings: 2 For Now
Number of Tattoos: 0 My Brothers Drawin Some Out For Me Tho
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dont Regret Take It And Learn From It
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My Interests

Ridin dirt bikes Gym, Workin, Money, My Flat Bottom, Summer, Lake, River, WakeBoardin, Wake Surfin, Drinkin, My Truck, Beer Tits & Ass, AnyThing Fast,

I'd like to meet:

YOU

Music:

Mudvayne Pantera Hatebreed ICP KMFDM Ministry Primer55 Guns N Roses STP Soundgarden Tool Twiztid Clint Black Static-X Soulfly Chaimira Marilyn Manson Lamb Of God Rammstein Pennywise Nirvana Nine Inch Nails Metallica Morothead Killswitch Engage Garth Brooks Dwight Yokam David Allin Coe Dark Lotus Damage Plan Chris Ledoux Brooks N Dunn BloodHound Gang Bleeding Through Black Lable Society GutterMouth Allen Jackson Alice In Chains A Perfect Circle Cannible Corpse Slayer

Movies:

Nitro Circus Crusty Demons Of Dirt On The Pipe American History X Fight Club The Cable Guy BraveHeart

Television:

Rob N Big

Books:

PlayBoy, Dirt Rider, Easy Rider

Heroes:

aim- bierbongnalcholc [email protected]