im an ugly mother fucker!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ugly face
Birthday: the dawn of man
Birthplace: the drool of satans watering mouths
Current Location: earth
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Height: not much
Right Handed or Left Handed: thgir
Your Heritage: evil ugliness
The Shoes You Wore Today: hooves
Your Weakness: pizza
Your Fears: a cure for aids cancer and herpes
Your Perfect Pizza: a pizza smohered in fear hate and death
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: inhialation of the human race and all other lifeforms on this pathetis piece of crap rock
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: die human scum die!
Thoughts First Waking Up: must kill
Your Best Physical Feature: my flesh tearing incisers
Your Bedtime: i never sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: when i overthrew the slobs that ruled that red thing in the sky mars
Pepsi or Coke: blood
MacDonalds or Burger King: i skip the cooking thing and eat cheez wiz injected cows half alive so they squirm when i plunge my fork into them
Single or Group Dates: orgys with tons of ugly hairy creatures
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: blood blood blood
Chocolate or Vanilla: blood
Cappuccino or Coffee: blooooooood
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: no....what the fuck do you think?
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: in the feces of the dying
Have you Been in Love: yes with my knife
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: yes to satans left testical
Do you belive in yourself: only satan
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: im an ugly son of a bitch
Are you a Health Freak: death freak
Do you get along with your Parents: i have no parents
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: the deathbass helltar shattered vocal chords and tinfoil fists
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh hell yea
In the past month have you Smoked: fuckin a
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes yes yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: only a box of souls
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: do humans count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but soon.............. watchout
In the past month have you been Dumped: i do the dumping ....like that one body ...hahahah a flaming trashcan ....so nice
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the entrails of the dogs i slaughter
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the ass virginity of bertha the huge
Ever been Drunk: was this thing made on the fly or what?
Ever been called a Tease: yes he bluffed i wouldnt cut him...blood is truth
Ever been Beaten up: only while tied to a cross and only by huge black woman in bloody leather
Ever Shoplifted: yes...
How do you want to Die: ugly never dies
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the three headed leather winged ruler of hell so that i may taste the souls of betrayers of god for all eternity
What country would you most like to Visit: kookamunga
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: glazed
Favourite Hair Color: dead and falling out
Short or Long Hair: no hair?
Height: whatever
Weight: the fatter the badder
Best Clothing Style: birthday suit
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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