[Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch!

About Me

Thy Carnivals Prayer:
Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows
Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready.
The Juggalo Pledge: I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!
WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US
When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo city, dig my grave six feet deep, put two matches by my feet, put two hatchets on my chest and tell my homies I did my best.
God Bless You All!
Pass this on if your down with the Clown WHOOP WHOOP!!! FAMILY LOVE!!!

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The Best Friends:
Alexandra.. Shit without you I'd be dead. Thank you so much for letting me live with you. As you know.. after my mom basically abandoned me.. I moved in with my sister.. then She and Ricky got mad because of the cigarettes and shit and so they kicked me out.. And without you I'd either be homeless or back with my mom leaving me for her Boyfriend.. Thank you, I love you. Best Friends for Life through all the shit and arguments.
♥
Hmm.. we're not much of "best friends" anymore but I guess the reason why your in this category instead of the guys box is because of all the memories? Or maybe because it feels weird that your not a best friend anymore or eh, I dont know.. But your here.
♥
Ashley.. your considered one of my best friends.. Only like Alexandra, your more than that. You both are basically sisters. I appreciate all that you have done for me. Thank you so much for everything. You also give really good advice and your hilarious.. Especially when you pick on Alexandra ; ] Love you.

You are one of my best friends, Chris. Your crazy as fuck and I love you to death.. We've been there for each other when no one else was.. I love you man, MCL.
Chris. Chris, Chris, Chris. My bestest buddy since Kindergarten.. Soooo many memories with you.. All I will never forget. I love you so much. You've changed my life in so many ways I've lost count. I miss and love you mucho.
Chris. I never thought we would be as close as we are.. you are definitely one person who would be there for me. You give me the best advise. Your funny as hell.. Love you man.
Chris. My Spiffy Bottoms.. Wow.. I cant wait until you come down to Florida.. your crazy and funny as fuck. Omg I cant wait to meet you.. We gotta cheer up ol sour puss. Haha =] I love our little conspiracy going on.. But I cant believe it blew up that much.. Anyways.. Love you like "mad" crazy "son". =] ♥
Hmm.. What can I say about Garris.. At first I didnt like you.. I thought you were annoying as all hell.. but then somehow.. you grew on me and he became cool.. Your crazy as fuck.. but I love you man. I couldnt forget about you if I tried..
Kyle.. The one who will rule beside me and Allen in hell.. My right hand, go-to person.. My pumpkin.. haha.. I love you. ♥
Hmm.. My Juggalo homie Jimmy.. I used to think you were a dick.. But ehh you've turned out to be cool. I love how you make me mad saying I'm emo.. just so you can say.. "thats the juggalette I know".. Haha.. That was mad funny. Anyways.. Much Mutha Fucking Wicked Clown Love goes out to you.. Swing your hatchet high. ♥
Troy. You are the kindest, and the sweetest person I have ever met. Your heart is so pure when your soul is so hateful. You've got a good balance. All the compliments you give me are sweet.. I love you.
Derrick.. Omg you are sooo fucking crazy. Especially when you get mad.. But I love you all the same.. I cant believe you lived with me for a year then we didnt speak for almost two years.. I missed you so much.. There's one thing I'll never forget.. "The Tony Walk" LMAO!!
Steven.. I have known you for soo fucking long.. And even though we have never met in person.. I consider you a best friend.. Damn we've talked and been through alot together.. Love you man. MCL
Tyrel.. My old friend.. My twin.. My ex-boyfriend.. The first person I fell in love with.. I have alot of memories with you that I will never forget.. We've been through so much. We've known each other for about 4-5 years now.. I love you twin..
Eric.. I dont exactly know where I know you from.. But whatever your cool. Haha your funny as fuck too.. We can be drug connections for each other =] Haha.

Katie.. My sister.. Wow.. I dont even know what to say. Without you I'd be dead. Seriously.. I love you and Ricky alot. Sorry if I annoy you.. I try.. I mean I dont try =]
Elly.. my love.. my sissy.. my amazing friend.. Your so beautiful and so awesome. You have alot of beauty but your attitude and personality is much prettier. I love you so much. You have without a doubt made a difference in my life. Much love goes out to you.
This is Mistie, She's one person I cant forget. She's made a difference in my life. I love her so much. I hope she gets a chance to read this. ♥
Jenna.. Ah, what lovely memories I have created with her over the years. She has been my best friend.. I love you so much Jenna.. There are some memories that are priceless haha.
Beautiful Meaghan.. So sweet.. So kind.. So "innocent".. We havent really hung out much..But your one of those people who can cheer me up with a simple random thing you say.. Much love goes out to you.
Heather! Raaaah!!! The person whom I love so dearly.. the person I can talk to about almost anything.. those times in class are priceless.. That bitch and her bad haircut.. Sending me to I.S.S. for drawing.. what a cunt.
Raven! The craziest bitch I know. So random and compelling.. I love you sooo much. Your my oreo.. Your black yet you act so white.. until you get mad. Lol. ♥
Alex.. I never thought we would become friends to be honest.. I never really thought we had anything in common.. But wow our friendship proved me wrong =] We're fucking crazy and random and spazzy and I'm glad I met you and became friends. Love you
Tiffany. The only person I would want to travel with for like 5 days just to get to Canada. Canada kicks ass.. you represent them well. Much Much love goes out to you. I miss talking to you. =<[br />
Lori. I would kick your own boyfriends ass just so you wont get hurt. I would try and wrestle a huge fatass bully at school if they were to bother you. I love you alot.. guard your heart.. you never know when someone might break it. =<[br />
My gorgeous wife Cassie. You are so creative.. and so full of life.. you give me happiness when I'm down. I love you. ♥
Stephanie. You caught me by surprise when you told me you loved me.. But you grew on me..I loved you too.. Your beautiful and your awesome. Much love hun

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hawt..

Heroes:

Hello assholes.. I'm Maria but I go by Wicked Klown.. I'm a Juggalette.. I'm a bitch.. I'm for the most part heartless.. I dont care if you like me.. I dont care if you love me.. I'm WK thats all I try to be.. I wont change for anyone.. So take me for who I am. If you dont like me.. Send me hate mail.. I love it! I'm mean to people I know and like.. so dont think I wont be mean to you. Thats all you need to know other than my likes and dislikes under this shit..And remember kiddos..FUCK THE POLICE!
CLOWNS!!! Weed. Smoking. Drinking. Swimming. Knives. Blades. I.C.P. [A.B.K., Esham, Twiztid etc.] Music. Going to different countries, I love Canada. My piercings. My clowns [especially Lorenzo]. My friends. Caution tape. New car/pool smell. Lighters [fire]. My clothes. Unique people. I love fishnet. And I love to hang out with my friends at the mall and shit.
I have awesome fucking friends.
EMO'S! POLICE! Umm... When people call themselves goth because they wear black.. Man, fuck you! Your not goth.. I'm not goth no one is goth...because goth is not a type of person..Its a style of Architecture! Labels. Homeless people at christmas time. Salvation army gatherings. Disney world.. FUCK YOU MICKEY MOUSE! My dad. When people fuck with [my friends, my clowns, my piercings, or my sister]. I hate posers. Backstabbers. PEOPLE WHO ARE SKINNY AND SAY THEIR FAT IN FRONT OF FAT PEOPLE!!! Liars. Judgemental fucks. Greedy bastards who mooch. Rich people that cant donate to charity when they kno god damn well they can... And they lie about not having money when they have a fucking Lexus/Mercedes in the fucking drive-way! Hot topic. I hate jealous people. And I hate when old people try to be young...

R.I.P. Grandpa Maurice.
February 25, 2007Even though I didnt really know you. I still feel the pain of your loss. You have alot of people mourning your death. I hear you had a funny personality and just an all around awesome person. Your daughter, and your two granddaughters Alexandra and Ashley miss you so much. We all know your looking down upon your family. They know your their special guidance. =]
R.I.P. Amber Vasquez. January 27, 2007You'll always be in my heart.
I love you so much.
Why did this have to happen to you?
I will never forget you.. You'll always be remembered.
It doesnt seem real to me.
I just cant believe I'll never get to see or talk to you again.
I wont be able to hug you or tell you how awesome you are anymore.
I try not to break down into tears but somehow they wont stop coming.
God rest your soul.
I'll miss you always.
♥Wicked Klown

I'll see hate till I breathe my last words and its pathetic that you'll die the way you lived, With no heart, no shame and nothing to show for yourself. Starved for attention youre mocking my name. So quick to judge me but not to my face.

My Blog

[Hear me]

Oh dear God,Hear my plea..Take this sorrow away from me.I have done wrong.. so has everyone else..But I'd rather be dead in the back of a hearse.I hate my life and my so called friends..Everyone's lif...
Posted by [Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:27:00 PST

FIRST "love" Poem.. ever.

Blindly I stare at you, decieving me with your eyes.When you turn to look back I turn away shamefully.Your eyes haunt my every dream.Bright blue.. Ocean blue.. Sky blue.. all beautifully combined.Just...
Posted by [Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

I HATE EMO KIDS!!!!

Watch as the magical words of this metalhead slowly coils around your minds and sink into your brain that EMO KIDS SUCK!!!...
Posted by [Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:17:00 PST

STOP EMO'S AND THEIR GAY HAIR!!!

STOP THE FAG TREND THAT IS EMO!!! DEATH TO THE EMO'S!!! AND THEIR HAIR!!!!...
Posted by [Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:53:00 PST

I HATE EMO KIDS [[Part 2]]

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Posted by [Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:21:00 PST

...Scary Video...

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Posted by [Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch! on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:46:00 PST

Another Poem...

Poem: Untitled Haunted by beauty... So majestic in walking through the graveyard making death look beautiful too. A women in a dark gown, with beautiful hazel eyes. She walks slowly... Tormenting you...
Posted by [Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch! on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:54:00 PST

To my God.

God, please forgive me for all the sins I've committed. I'm sorry for the self inflicted wounds to my wrists and hands. I'm sorry for all the piercings and the way I dress for attention. I'm sorry for...
Posted by [Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch! on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:34:00 PST

"Bagz" by Twiztid

"Bagz"If it ain't green it ain't usYour parents hate us because we smell like canibusAnd remind them of the incubusAnother freak of the night With excessable roachclips, bon...
Posted by [Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch! on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOUR INSANE!!

15 THINGS TO MAKE UR PARENTS THINK UR INSANE!!1. Follow them around the house everywhere.2. Moo when they say your name.3. Run into walls.4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.5. ...
Posted by [Juggalette Wicked Klown] Keep staring bitch! on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:23:00 PST