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About Me

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

My Interests

movies, music, turtles, baseball, theatre, model cars, your mom

I'd like to meet:

your mom, if she's hot.

Music:

jason mraz, Jimi Hendrix, Dave Matthews Band, Barenaked Ladies, Harry Connick Jr., Dave Brubeck, Herbie Hancock, Jamie Cullum, Beastie Boys, Digital Underground, your mom

Movies:

Scream Trilogy, Back to the Future Trilogy, Evil Dead Trilogy, Matrix Trilogy, Serendipity, Big Fish, office space, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Death to Smoochy, A Bronx Tale, Singin' In The Rain, Man on the Moon, When Harry Met Sally, Young Frankenstein, your mom

Television:

Mad About You, Family Guy, South Park, Everybody Loves Raymond, Greg The Bunny, The Critic, Taxi, your mom

Books:

Essays on the Viennese Classical Style, Still Life With Woodpecker, Side Man, Closer, your mom

Heroes:

Superman, Gregory Hines, Fred Astaire, Donald O'Conner, your dad (because of your mom)