-Don't let me convince you that I'm shy, because I'm not.
-I tend to eat right and stay active, and I don't think I should be ridiculed for doing so.
-I'm deadly on a fooseball table.
-I will beat you, your grandma, your two brothers and your dog at Halo.
-I want to go to at least half the countries on the planet before I die.
-I laugh at limp bizkit.
-I most likely will find something very funny that you will not.
-My burps smell like lavender and my farts smell like petunias.
-I once tried to hold a 16 lb bowling ball out to my side for 1 minute with ill concequences.
-I don't believe the world is rotating so fast that we don't notice it.
-I strongly believe that on three different instances a mosquito/fly has flown up my nose, only later to be swollowed.
-I hit like a mack truck and run like a gazelle. Get used to it.
-The best thing you can do to me is doubt me.
-My right ankle sucks.
-I crip walk at killswitch engage concerts.
-My music is usually blaring.
-I think most people REALLY need to lighten up.
